Sick joke warning!!!

[Karmamother]

Paul McCartney has just bought a plane for his wife, Heather. Next week he'll be buying her a ladyshave for the other leg.....

I like that one made me laugh out loud

Its not size that matters dont you know.

It is a word.....

no it isn't!

Have found this in an on-line dictionary

3 entries found for chamfer.
cham·fer ( P ) Pronunciation Key (chmfr)
tr.v. cham·fered, cham·fer·ing, cham·fers
1.To cut off the edge or corner of; bevel.
2. To cut a groove in; flute.

n.

1. A flat surface made by cutting off the edge or corner of a block of wood or other material.
2. A furrow or groove, as in a column.

This is the link

Blimey! How did we get from discussing Heather's false leg to a link for an online dictionary??
Glad someone put you right, flossam.

Thanks JTS! I spelt it wrong but i knew i was right

ahhh ok i believe you now!
see, i knew you were posh. it's obviously only a word posh people know!

but really... would you actually use a plane to chamfer something? hmm?

Im going to use the word chamfer all day tomorrow - you'll see.

i'll chamfer you!

Im afraid you cant.

To do something you have to believe in it first......