Chateau Gizzy - The Commune finally opens at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Well, it's about time.

Now all we need are furnishings and decorations...

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he's all yours, Massive

Oh, if only, Maud.

But I would share.

Would you really, Massive?

Oh, I do hope so...

Yes, I think I honestly would.

But not all at once, you understand, I'm not that kind of girl.

Has that thought well and truly killed the thread, now?

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But you do share him very nicely with me, Massive.

Although with all the flighty types other Academians showing an interest we may have to consider setting up a rota.

A rota for Gizzy? In the words of Samuel Goldwyn, include me out. And with that, I'm off for an early night.

Good night my lovelies.

Loving the musical interlude, there Maud.

That corn really is as high as an elephant's eye! So high, in fact that you can't even detect any pachydermical presence.

LadyD, I expect Gizzy is man enough for the lot of 'em. And it should make a nice change for him, after the Stupid Girl.

As you are spectacularly bad at sharing MrT I wasn't going to include you on principle, Maud. So ner.

I'm also having an early night after my spectacularly early start.

Bitey Knight all.

Well Maud, we knew you have an agenda of your own mainly involving cravats and floppy white shirts

Bitey knight, all the same.

::Looks back at you::

Yes, it surely is. The only clip I could find from the original film was a 10 minute segment, so that was from the London stage show. Yee hah!

::looks back at Massive::

I think you and I should have successfully obliterated every thought of the Stupid Girl from his mind by now .

::Looks back at you::

Look, I might pretend to be bad at sharing ::brandishes titanium-plated reticule:: but I know I share him with anyone who can read a book, watch a video or appreciate the subtleties of a well-tied cravat.

Ah yes, Maud, but would you let us do bad things with him?

Not that we'd dare, of course. His mum would be on us like a duck on a June bug - as they might have put it in that last theatrical production. Yee hah!

::Looks back for the last time::

In the first place, I doubt that you would want to do bad things to Mr Thornton ::thinks in terms of tying his shoelaces together or balancing a bucket of water on top of the parlour door:: when the Unwashed Leather-Clad Psychologically-Damaged Arsonist with Homicidal Tendencies (But Comely Withal) is more obviously amenable to that sort of thing. In the second place, Mr Thornton knows that I Love Him Best and would politely decline your raucous invitations, I am sure.

A domani!

::Skips out of the room, hand in hand with a tall, dark, cravat-clad gentleman::

Link to Chapter One of new JP fanfic.

Grrrr...FFS! I'm all for constructive criticism but some people just don't get the fiction part of fanfiction.

Just read it! Looking good! I think your stalker critic us obviously completely delusional! As your stand in military consultant said earlier it may be slightly far fetched, but it's no more improbable than the original scenarios JP encountered during SB1 or his successors in project porn. Or Ultimate Farce come to think of it as for Soldier Soldier the less said the better!!

Maybe she thinks JP is a real person and she's worried for his safety cos obviously he's really alive somewhere having faked his own death on Project P just waiting to reappear and whisk her off her feet!

Morning all. Smally, Friday could work - I'll double check that my mum is staying over this Thursday and will get back to you.

Spiro, haven't had a chance to read yet but is this critic the one with name connection to cakes? I think she is a little mad. Didn't LadyV tell us something about a big row with her and someone else once? Or I may have imagined that.

Yes it is Twigs - and thanks for the vote of confidence and your help with the rewrite Vampy.

I nearly replied that I had consulted with someone who did actually have a clue, but have decided to rise above at and ignore her.

As I said, I'm all for constructive criticism, but I wouldn't say that's an example of it myself .

She was on me like a fly on a cowpat when I posted the first one so I can only assume she has a bit of a JP fixation.

BTW Twigs - yes I think it was her that had a big ding dong with someone on Twitter (or was it her that had the 'thing' the H?)

I suspect there are some issues there in any case.

I can't do an in depth study of the Mexican penal system just to write a bloomin' fan fic (well, I could, but I think it would be a bot of a waste of time when most readers are mainly interested in the sex scenes!. Everything in there is based on articles I've read and stuff I've researched on Wiki, and more or less verified by the Colonel so that's good enough for me!

New report from the set of the Hobbit - make sure you read the bit about the calendar!

Morning all. Spiro is she serious? I take the stream of comments are her just talking to herself and you ahven't responded other than the once?