Evening, all.
So much to see, so little time? Can?t wait to look at the new Hobbit video. It seems forever since we had any news of them.
Maud?s Big Outing sounds more and more fantabulous. So many artistes who have breathed the same air as our Man. Which reminds me, has anyone heard any more about the Stratford production of Robin Hood ?
Talking of whom, it is ironic, indeed, Spiro that it?s Gizzy who seems to spend far more time mourning Marian, than her so-called husband PLFW. I found it quite shocking really, considering it was supposed to be such a deathless love and all that. And it makes the ending even more bizarre.
Poor Vampy, what a vile bug that sounds. You must be in serious need of a doctor I see he is telling you to hold on, and he will be with you as soon as he can.
How is our other invalid today? I hope Mr Thornton?s tender ministrations prevailed.
Hmm, my jeans are not M&S, cos I bought them in a fit of swankery when I lost quite a bit of weight But they are mysteriously getting tighter day by day. Serves me right for getting ideas above my fashion station.
I like your £10 dress, Twigs. I can?t wear that sort of style, worse luck, they always hang off me in the boob area, due to not really having any.
At least I don?t have the problem of trying to find girl?s clothes that fit, are acceptable to the trendy young misses of the day and are not too pink. Boys? clothes are easier , I suppose, if duller and I find they wear out very quickly round the knees and gusset.
And still talking of fashion. My I put in my claim for the weirdest thud of the year award? Two cyclists going past in bright yellow fleeces and skinny black pants 
Ah, baths. What are they? Sometimes it seems that every time I get near a bathroom some crisis arises and I am the only one who can resolve it. And if I have the place to myself the phone keeps ringing or some demented person keeps banging at the door.