Celebrtities who harp on about how much they love their husband or wife

[AnnetteProfit]

shut up

ill start.
Twiggy

She has biggins!!

Lol at thumbs. I like him.

Ooh. Talking of rehab. (oh yes)

Zeta jones

Biggins. Snort.

Orlando Bloom - such sop!

J-Lo used to prattle on about that troll she was married to.

When they gush on about how hot, sexy and amazing their other half is you know divorce is imminent.

But none of them ever stay together do they? Apart from Paul Newman.

Eamon Holmes and whatserface

Ah but Paul Newman had salad dressing to be the glue in his marriage

Nigel Havers and his new (ish) wife. I could tell you a thing or two about her

I LOVE Paul Newman

Actually any of them who gush in HELLO or OK. Doomed I tell you, dooooomed.

Spill re Havers.

If you look at this the secrets would appear to be:

• ugliness
• one of you in the closet
• great age

Cant wait for Alex and Chantelle's nuptuals

Brad Pitt - loathe him and Angelina and their legion of nannies

Me too, Cyb. Always preferred him to Redford

Well obviously I don't hate the nannies but hate Brand n' Ange pretending they're oh so normal.

MrsCB - don't get me started. Get those children into SCHOOL, ffs!!

Bet Chantelle is pregnant - wasn't there a delightful piece in the DM about her weight gain.

Oh I so agree Squeaver - citizens of the world [vomit]

I thought Havers' wife died.

And also all those pretending to be super mums when they actually have a whole heap of help ....

The Beckhams.

Game Over.

Was good interview with Kirsty Allsopp of whom I'm not normally a fan but basically she said exactly that Itsjustafleshwound.

Can't spill re Havers. She's been known to get the legals out. But Rita from Finchingfield has made a couple of good marriages over the years.

Trevor Eve, always singing his gorgeous wife's praises? Have you seen this?

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2046953/Waking-The-Dead-star-Trevor-Eve-60-wardrobe-girl-35.html