The Lucas North Faculty of Parachute Studies at the UMN

[DumSpiroSpero]

Not entirely tasteful, but it's what we all hoped really isn't it?

Are you a member of the nobility, LadyDamerel? Although I may have had a roll in the hay with a kitchen wench, I am determined that any woman I wed will be a lady. And do I deduce you have a husband? I don't like being two-timed (as Marian discovered to her cost).

Mmm, his eyelashes, the way his hair curls at the nape of his neck, the stubble, the glimpse of earlobe.

He is truly the most lust worthy man on the planet.

::drifts off into very pleasant reverie::

I am a Lady ::blocks out images of David Walliams and Matt Lucas:: indeed, dear Guy.

Ah yes, the husband is a slight issue. I don't think dear Jasper would be terribly keen to share either.

To be honest, as my mother's daughter, I'd be quite happy with several a roll in the hay. We have a very accessible hayloft here at the Priory.

I think we should first watch Downton Abbey, LadyDamerel.

There's half an hour til it starts, Gorgeous. LordD is conveniently distracted by X Factor, he won't miss me.......

Ahem

Bog off Smallio.

You were too slow.

::drags Gizzy off to the Orchard::

You can have him later when I turn my attention to the Lifeguard .

Hello Sir Guy

ROFL at Gizzy wanting to watch Downton Abbey first :o

Now, ladies, do I have to beg you to stop fighting over me?

Oh, hahahahahaha, I missed LadySmall!! :o

::Totters in::

::Dodges the flailing handbags::

Crikey. Aren't we all going to be watching Spooks?

I don't fight or beg Gizzy I'm too ladylike for that kind of behaviour until the lights are off

::peers over Hayloft mezzanine::

Small, he's watching X Factor. The atomic bomb could go off next to him and he'd be oblivious.

A TDHK stomping by, swinging his broadsword and wiggling his leather clad bottom wouldn't even register.

Of course we will be Maud, except Lady D who is in the doo doo with Lord D who is watching Downton.

He does rather wiggle it, doesn't he?

Have you seen this?!

Is our Gizzy in it? If not I don't think I'll bother Twigs

Wot Smallio said. Rob (as he's known in this house) doesn't have the same appeal without the wiggling black leather clad adversary.

Those bottoms have ruined my evening, Spooky

I didn't actually watch the video, Massive, just thought of the song. Hope there was nothing too Donald Where's Yer Trousers about it :)

Right, here we go ladiez!!!!!!

Oh,no Twigs, it was just depressing because they were such slim and shapely female bottoms, with not a trace of sag.

Enjoy Spooks everyone.