The Lucas North Faculty of Parachute Studies at the UMN

[DumSpiroSpero]

Not entirely tasteful, but it's what we all hoped really isn't it?

One potato, two potatoes -- no, actually, no potatoes, Maud.

That's hardly news, Massive, wot wiv it being a daily occurrence

I wish. It would sure make the neighbours choke on their tea and biccies.

Nothing wrong with tea and biscuits, Massive. And now I must go to bed, or I will watch this film to the end and look even more wrecked tomorrow.

Good night all!

Nothing wrong at all, Maud, I agree. Bitey knighty

Hmm, can you put it on the kitchen table for me, dear, my hands are rather sticky at the moment

Where on the table do you want me it?

Anywhere you like, dear. Why not use your imagination? Meanwhile, fancy a cocoa? {That's 21st century speak for "Be with me"}

Aaah loook, he's nodded off, the poor lamb. It is very late.

Night all.

What is this thing called cocoa, dear lady? Will I enjoy it?

Would I offer you something you wouldn't enjoy, Gizzy my pet? Finish the pot if you wish and let yourself out, i need sleep. NOW

no, no, no! That is not how that scenario would end at all!!

I see you all spotted me last and blew my feeble cover , I didn't get in til the wee hours of this morning and feel like I have been run over by a bus. My tummy's not so good either . I must remember that I don't really drink when I go out next time, I really can't cope with the morning after. I am now off to watch my performance HJ on iPlayer.

Well, what's not to love about HJ? Hes gorgeous, funny, nice and sings like a bird, Maud are you up for his one man show if when he brings it over?

Morning, ladies. Golly but I didn't half roar with laughter at "put it on the table for me, dear, my hands are sticky" :o

Did you have a nice evening though, Smally, despite the after effects this morning? Can I come to the HJ show too, pleeeeeease?! Did you hear him say that he brings people up on stage for duets, Small? I can see it now - er, sorry, Ms Small, but that's not really what I had in mind when I asked you to join me in a duet...

Thank you for your sympathy, MistressSmall. I don't cope well with rejection.

I don't cope well with rejection.

Oh, you poor little dear!

::joins in with groping soothing Gizzy's ruffled feathers::

@ you lot and Gizzy.

ROFLMBO @ puts other, less motherly arm, on your pert little backside

You shouldn't take any notice of him, he's a great big fraud. He's watched the PLFW often enough to know all about climbing in windows.

We just wanted to throw you off the scent.

And now he's cashing in on your sympathy, the little tinker.

Ooooh, you little minx, Massive :o Speaking of climbing in windows, that reminds me that I didn't read The Panther last night! Stoopid mobile phone battery died on me... must have a quick look now.

"You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors."

Oh, I do hope so... :o

Just how beautiful is this picture?

Twigs, yes I had a very good evening hence me getting in so late - I didn't want to leave. Of course you may come with us to see HJ, the more the merrier.

Have just read Spiro's last chapter and the latest panther. Well! Keep it coming ladies - as it were.

LadyD, his hair looks a little.... bouffant in that picture Beautiful eyes though.

Small, glad you had such a fun night - you deserve it!

Panther chappie was nice, wasn't it? I liked the forest bit :) I am trying to write as we speak, as I have a very unexpected 2 hours' free time I'm supposed to be cooking a roast dinner though, so it's not really working. Do you think it would be an exciting new genre to have stories with beginnings and ends but no middle? :)