If you base your public persona almost entirely on your sexuality, as Madonna did, then how can you allow yourself to age gracefully into a non-sex-object?
That aside, who the fuck is paid by a national rag newspaper to write sentences like this one?
"Madge's first film, Filth And Wisdom was released in 2008 but didn't go down as well as the singer would have hoped, so her appearance in Venice is one of importance as she hopes to blow critics away with her second effort."
I mean, how many aspiring journalists who can actually put together a coherent sentence were turned down for a job in favour of Kirsty McCormack?