The ER -- The Track Clinic at the University of Milton North

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While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

Ah, so that's why I heard his name of the wireless this morning.

::Sits not quite alone on the chaise longue, drinking the finest vintage Chateau Gizzy from the Academy's well-stocked cellar::

I have (real, not virtual) pink fizzy Gizzy and it delicious. Pink, bubbly, alcoholic - what's not to like?

How's your day been, Maud?

I don't think I need anymore Chateau Giz - Mr S drive to & from BBQ this afternoon, so I was able to drink lots of lovely rose, and enjoy lots of grown up chit chat whilst DD played with one of her best mates & the other kids that were there - was a v. lovely afternoon [ smile].

Evening ladies. Pink fizzy Gizzy, eh? I like...

Gawd, I have just had the most wicked thought

Guess who's back in the UK?

Santa Claus? Or someone else with a big white beard?

Not a white one, Massive!

Someone has just posted on Twitter that they saw RA in the audience of a show they were watching at the National Theatre.

Wow!!!!

I just saw. There was mention of a naked bike ride too but I guess that was unrelated.

Damn!

Oh, swoon, he might well have passed over me on his way back
.

What? Looks like I picked the wrong night to stay home.

Dont be greedy Maudie

He was probably in town when I was! .

Whyever not, Massive?

Because it's not becoming of a laydee Maud!

Blimey I'd better start doing my dvd twice a day if he's back already

I think Massive is saying that because I've spent one evening with him ::cough:: I can't have enough. Since when were these things rationed?

Since there were 10 billion women who all want a moment basking in his glory or anything else that might be on offer