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The ER -- The Track Clinic at the University of Milton North

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SupermassiveLBD · 05/06/2011 20:36

While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

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PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 21:49

There is a funny one along those line somewhere Massive, let me see if I can find it...

PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 21:50

Here you go

SupermassiveLBD · 10/06/2011 21:52

Oh yeah! We have the better one, that is for sure....

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TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 21:53

Not funny Massive . Bring me him

PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 21:57

:o @ 'waves hand in dismissive manner' !

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 21:58

I'd like him to be oiled and then to serve my every whim. He can start with opening that bottle of Gizzy over there--->

SupermassiveLBD · 10/06/2011 21:58

Small is feeling very masterful tonight, that exercising must be perking her up no end.

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SupermassiveLBD · 10/06/2011 22:01

He does look rather as if he's been gone over with a pastry brush dipped in olive oil, in some of those SB pics- you know the ones I mean

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DumSpiroSpero · 10/06/2011 22:01

I found some more nice ones on the Russian site. Only downside was that several of them involved mysterious women as well...

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:01

I'm lovely and toned now massive so think I deserve the attentions of an equally toned man

PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 22:02

Have you read Truce, Small?

DumSpiroSpero · 10/06/2011 22:03

gone over with a pastry brush dipped in olive oil

I think I've just found my dream job but who needs a brush? Grin

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:04

I don't know is that the SB one? I need the visuals tonight though Twigs, I'm too lazy to read.

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:05

I'm waiting..

It cant be that hard can it?

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:07

Ooh speaking of oiled, Gladiators on bBC 2, the only film where RC looks good in.

PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 22:07

Yes it's the SB one. I take your point but I don't think anybody actually reads it... I think 'skim' is a more appropriate verb :)

Hello, soldier

PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 22:09

RC makes me want to rip my own arm off, just to have something to beat him with.

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:11

Too clean Twigs, I need oiled

Put gladiators on mute then and just enjoy the pics Grin

SupermassiveLBD · 10/06/2011 22:11

Can't you tell it's Friday night...

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DumSpiroSpero · 10/06/2011 22:15

I don't know about oiled, but I'm going to have a very wet Mr S through the door in a minute - he's got a good 10 minute walk from the station & it's tipping down.

SupermassiveLBD · 10/06/2011 22:16

What do you want oiled for, Small? Squeeze 'em too hard and they shoot out of your tent.

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PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 22:16

Can't find oiled atm but will wet do you?

LOL at it being Friday, MAssive :o I'm in no need tonight but any Lucas niceness for tomorrow night will be appreciated :o

TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:17
Grin
TheSmallPrint · 10/06/2011 22:18

Yeeeees Twigs, wet will do, or sweaty or shirtless
Or or or or..

PasstheTwiglets · 10/06/2011 22:18

Massive, I literally just snorted with laughter at your last comment!

I don't really go for the oiled look, personally... I just think "do you know how difficult that will be to get out of the bedsheets?"