The ER -- The Track Clinic at the University of Milton North

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While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

Grr that should read the Track clinic. A mistake in the title how is that?

Good for you, Massive although is there a muspront? I was minutes away from cutting the ribbon on the Margaret Hale Academy of Tea-Pouring and Wallpaper Selection.

Ha ha, that title made me laugh - and confused me but I know home when I see it.

You can ignore this one, Maud it was just an emergency thread. You put yours on and let this embarassing one die!

Oh no, let's stick with this one (I wonder whether the MN Panjandrums would correct the title for you) and leave the Margaret Hale Academy for the future.

Shall we begin unpacking the resources? Here is something precious from the archive.

Well I asked them, but I bet they'll think I'm very silly!

Thanks for starting to bring the artwork over.

MN's crack IT team are on their way now, Massive

Oh no, don't make MN come poking around in here

it'll be okay when there isn't much on it, Small, what do they care?

OK well let's just talk about art or something in the meantime shall we? Has the Michelangelo arrived yet?

^^ Look!!!! That was quick, folks. You can come out now

You have to remember, Small, that there are threads where people regularly discuss ::cough:: err, um, technique.

::faints::

::recovers::

This is the MN Mothers' Union in comparison with that.

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni presents his finest work.

Are there ???

Where?

Oh! I hadn't seen this for a while, Maud, and it took my breath away.

Oh and thank you'for the artwork, now it feels like home.

Hmm. Has Twiggy run off with the curtains, then?

I believe Those Threads are generally active on a Friday night, Small.

::breathes deeply from the smelling salts::

Evening Ladies! It's looking very cosy here already - loving the thighs Michelangelo

Oh, I always keep Mr Thornton busy on a Friday night, Massive.

Hello, Spiro.

::Pours the fizzy Gizzy::

Anybody in need of a doctor

Just a flying visit - back to the grind tomorrow. Seven weeks to summer hols and counting!

::Reclines wanly on the chaise longue and waits for the doctor to check her pulse::

Everybody seems to have cunningly passed out, now the good doctor is on the scene.

::Weakly::

I'm still here.

::Proffers wrist for caressing assessment::

::Collapses::

::Hopes for a bit of mouth-to-mouth::