The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

I am entirely with Massive on the Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I find his (apparent) status as a sex god baffling, but do like the tunes (at least, the greatest hits, which are probably the only ones I've heard). And the Tom version of Kiss is just ooh.

And yes ::stands up straight, shoulders back:: I am a Colonel in the Women's Liberation Army (Junior Division) Brown Owl. It has been mentioned before.

Here you go then, Massive - a Guy For All Seasons...

Spring

Summer

Autumn

Winter

I don't really like his music much but then I don't know a great deal of it. His voice irritates me too much to listen to it.

I didn't remember about the Brown Owl thing, Maud, I mustn't have been concentrating before! How lovely of you to do that.

I do like that winter one in b&w, it's great Twigs, thanks. That season of mists about the trousers and mellow fruitfulness one always makes me laugh, though. Cruel of me, I know.

And he looks very sweet, tripping through the greenwood, full of the joys of spring. But summer Guy hardly looks happy ever after, poor man...

What a great compendium though Twigs. Thanks! Now where shall I start with the clicking?

Oh yes it is, isn't it, Twiggy? I am Truly Marvellous.

::preens::

Mmmm, summery Twiglets!!!

Right, a few chapters of Conv. Marriage left, so I shall leave you to it. Night all - happy (c)licking.

Seriously, wherever do you find the patience ?

Night night Twigs and thank you for the Calendar Boy once again.

Whoever said I had patience?

::Waves to Twiggy::

Night Twigs.

Anyone watching Apprentice? It's classic

I never watch it. For me, it's like Coronation Street - you don't need to watch it because you get it all second-hand through other bits of the meeja. We've been watching the lovely Kevin on Grand Designs - I was wondering whether you ever watch it with a professional eye, Small? And is it me or do they all end up building essentially the same house?

I love Dara!

I used to watch it Maud but I got tired of it, when you do it all day sometimes it's a bit tedious to watch it in the evening ( that sounds pompous but I don't mean it like that). I also get a bit annoyed by the claims of design by a lot of them, I suspect their design input is about 5% tops.

I do love Kev though.

I know what you mean, Small, but I am always glued to anything on telly that depicts my day job (usually in an eye-rolling "how could they get that wrong too" kind of way).

Yes I found myself doing that and then got tired of it. I like to switch off and watch mindless rubbish or PSBs

Mindless rubbish is just about my level too. Holby City anyone?

In that case, Small, I have a present for you. It's, ahem, not brand new .

::Having apparently killed the thread and sent Small into a state of delirium, Maud decides to dance a stately gavotte to ::

Oooh, Gizzy! Ta Maud!

::Pauses, mid-entrechat::

Good to see you, Massive. How goes it on the island? What matters of deep philosophical significance shall we discuss now?

RA personae I have clicked today?

Life in the fast lane with two deckchairs and a sewing machine?

White slimline telephones?

You lost me at slimline phones.

Er, I hope you haven't done yourself a mischief, meanwhile, entre the chats.
That could be quite painful.

Ah, you are not too familiar with the superior amenities of the Bucket Residence, I remember now. Hyacinth is very proud of her white slimline telephone.

Mais non. We have been dancing most gracefully.

::Points toe daintily::