The Marcus Rule Correctional Facility for Shameless Gamblers

[DumSpiroSpero]

Ok Rule it is! Can't stop now but will be back later.

Have a good day everyone!

Haven't looked at DreamerFiction, Venetia, no... I haven't actually read much fanfic at all...

Aah, I sing TwigBoy "You Are My Sunshine" song a lot... that and "Babyface"; funny how the old ones still stick around.

Maud, your makeover is lovely! I was temporarily sulking because I couldn't think of a witty Easter version of my name.

Am also sulking today because I HATE my new hair :( Silly to get so miz over something as trivial as hair, when people have real problems to worry about, but I hate how I look these days and my hair is the only thing I like and now it's RUINED, waaahhh!!! I look like a boy :( Still, at least my disgusting 3 inch roots are gone.

This will have to do. Poor effort, 4/10 - but my options are limited, having nothing in my name which rhymes with 'egg'!

Btw, any DF ones to recommend, LadyV?

My head is absolutely fine amazingly thanks Maudie, we are out enjoying the countryside.

Loving he name changes, I will go and try and think of something witty..

Hello ladies! I hope you like my new seasonal finery.

Chocolate twiglets???

Oh I like your Easter Bonnet one, Massive! Mine doesn't mean anything (at least it didn't until I thoguht of it like that... :o) I just thought that all I could do to make it Eastery was to add the word 'chocolate'.

Glad and surprised your head is ok, Small :)

I suppose some kinds of twiglets would blend better with chocolate than others, Twigster!

As previously remarked, have him dipped in chocolate and brought to my tent.

Isn't it a bit draughty for camping out at this time of year though, Maudie?
Bring me a bucket of sand, and I'll sing the Desert Song

But, my dear, we generate our own heat.

Oh birilliant, Maud, truly everything that was anything is on YT. My gran used to tell me about this lot, and show me the routine!

Everyone else, please note that Maud's caption bears absolutely no relation to the truth. Sword-polishing is far too strenous an activity for me to be able to retain that amount of surplus energy.

That's nearly true, Massive, but I want to show Girl the bit of Fawlty Towers where Basil says to Manuel "this clean spoon, this dirty spoon, this whack on head" and can't find it. Yet.

Besides, I thought for you sword-polishing was such a time-consuming occupation that you had no time for other activities, never mind the energy.

Don't forget I have to factor in time for the foot-rubbing....

Would you believe it, they haven't had Fawlty Towers on the International Beeb for at least three months.

Afternoon all

We have had a lovely sunny Sunday of mooching and eating. Lovely.

When do we get our ears btw?

What ears do you want -- left, right or final front?

Ah the old ones are the best Massive

don't they give us bunny ears at Easter?

Don't ask me, I'm an ex-pat, Smallbuns

Love your new name, Small!!!

Hi Ladies! Not getting in the Easter spirit at the mo as I seem to have caught a touch of Miss Spiro's tummy bug - just in time for our hols tomorrow .

At least the weather's good and we've only got a short drive so fingers crossed it'll just be a 24 hour thing.

DD and I are having Hood o'Clock - we haven't done so for ages! Poor, pretty Guy... he just gave Marian a pretty dress and when she said "am I so easily won?" Guy replied "you are the least easily won woman in England" :(

We just had the Fringe Flop!!

Oh ChocTwigs, that sounds so gooood. I am sorely tempted to get Season 2...

I love Small's new name too, it's so cute

Oh, Spiro, how awful about your tummy bug

Fantastic new Easter garb, Small!

I do hop your bug clears quickly, Spiro, so you can have lots of Bognor fun. Otherwise it may be a case of B*gger Bognor.

I have just had a very satisfactory session in the garden with Robert Lovelace. Oooh err. I am quite out of breath after all the swooning digging.

Am feeling better than I was earlier - touch wood. Have lived on rich tea biscuits & mint tea all day - yum (not)!

Lovelace always leaves me out of breath too. Funny, that....