Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Original poster

The Marcus Rule Correctional Facility for Shameless Gamblers

999 replies

DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 10:34

Ok Rule it is! Can't stop now but will be back later.

Have a good day everyone!

OP posts:
TheSmallPrint · 16/04/2011 21:54

I am genu Ely very drunk! I have been on tuebtheb wine since 3pm and I am not usd to it!

Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 21:55

You mentioned a birthday earlier in the week - is it yours?

OP posts:
SupermassiveLBD · 16/04/2011 21:56

Sgt John Porter I am arresting you on a charge of being too sexy for your shirt and anything else. as well.

You don?t have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if, when questioned, you fail to mention something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

SupermassiveLBD · 16/04/2011 21:59

I shall personally escort you to your cell -- oh look, here is Small on a charge of being drunk and disorderily while in charge of a MN thread. Hope you two don't mind sharing.

TheSmallPrint · 16/04/2011 21:59

No not mine, a childs! But too much wine and not enough food. I am sobering up now. Don't make Sad faces Massive, I am fine!

Porter photos are particularly lovely this evening

PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:00

LOL at having the same Satnav, Massive!

LadyV, I think I have my new wallpaper sorted :)

Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 22:02

S'ok Massive - if Small's objecting you can throw me in there with JP instead Grin!

OP posts:
LadyVenetia · 16/04/2011 22:03

Yeah, I have also got new wallpaper - funny that!!! Bye bye Mr Thorton, hello Sgt Porter!!

Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 22:04

Wishing you the best of luck tomorrow Small. I had 2 glasses of wine & 2 cocktails last night and I knew I'd them this morning...

OP posts:
Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 22:05

Yeah, I have also got new wallpaper...

Ditto!

OP posts:
PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:08

You don?t have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if, when questioned, you fail to mention something you later rely on in court.

Or if you fail to remove said shirt right now...

I do wish that Strike Back wasn't quite so horrible or it would be frequent viewing Chez Twigs. Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do? I want to nibble your Twiglets and lick your shoulders too

TheSmallPrint · 16/04/2011 22:09

Im not objecting! Happy to cell share please Grin

Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 22:10

Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do? I want to nibble your Twiglets and lick your shoulders too

How terribly restrained of you Twigs Wink!

OP posts:
SupermassiveLBD · 16/04/2011 22:11

ROFLMAO @ Twig's Porter Serenade

PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:11

My phone won't show whole photos as wallpaper though - it's very annoying. The whole pic fits on when downloaded but when used as wallpaper it only picks a small bit of it...

TheSmallPrint · 16/04/2011 22:11

. Remind me to stick to diet coke if we ever meet!

What have you all been up to then?

SupermassiveLBD · 16/04/2011 22:11

Ditto @ Spiro

PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:15

How terribly restrained of you Twigs

Let's just say that 'shoulders' was about my 3rd thought :)

SupermassiveLBD · 16/04/2011 22:15

I meant to indicate my appreciation of Spiro's witty reposte, but the thread moved on and my post came out of context.

Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 22:29

Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do? I want to nibble your peaches and the rest is rather blue!

OP posts:
PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:35

ROFL, Spiro!!!

I would think of a few more, but excuse me, chapter 9, dontcha know... Wink

Original poster
DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 22:50

Spooks 7.5!

OP posts:
PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:56

which one is 7.5, is that Mr Suity Man?

LadyVenetia · 16/04/2011 22:56

Chapter 9?

PassTheTwiglets · 16/04/2011 22:59

A bit of Lucas fanfic, LadyV :)