The Kennedy Institute of Accountancy and Woolly Jumpers: University of Milton North

[PassTheTwiglets]

Here we go again, ladiez!

Let's all make passes at Harry in glasses

Snuggly!

Beautiful smile

Dawn French is one lucky lady

Who wouldn't want to come home to this on their sofa?

It's all right for you lot, you'd be acting all innocent if you had to manoeuvre round a big sword and a rather volatile temperament...

Watch where you are pointing that, sweetcakes!

I am sorry about the headphones, too, Twigs. I always keep a spare pair, as ours are constantly being involved in tugs of war. Sigh.

Have a good night, anyway.

You wouldn't want his hands with baby oil on really, not when he's holding that beast!

You wouldn't want his hands with baby oil on really, not when he's holding that beast!

OMG Small....seriously?!

What?

I don't understand the conversation at all, now.

I'm back on form and being extremely rude...

And there was me thinking you couldn't possibly mean what I thought you meant, Spiro.

I'm watching the Crimson Petal & the bawdiness is catching

Meanwhile, I just have to post this shot, it amuses me so much. Just like a shampoo ad.

I am also watching Spiro.

This is the film of the book Maudie was reading a while back, right?

Think so Massive. Has Maud gone away for Easter?

Spiro Prof B Cox on tonight very late if you have the stamina

::Staggers in, with Kiss Me Quick hat askew::

::Observes the tone of the conversation, which appears to have fallen into an abyss::

Ladies and I use the term very loosely I have returned, thanks to the heroic endeavours of my new friend here.

::Smiles fondly at Mr Porter and his huge guns::

::Assumes they're all now watching Victorian raunch on the telly and thus unavailable for witty and erudite conversation::

BBC2 are doing a 4 part adaptation - part 2 tonight. Very dark but very interesting.

What do you think of it Small?

Maud!! I was very worried about you, glad to see my man got you out.

I quite liked it Spiro, not quite as norty as I thought it might be.

So Maud, where have you been? Did the tele man have you locked up in his shop?

Maud, I am not watching raunch of any sort on the telly. Where have you been? Emprisoned by a mad dictator and had to be resuced by a sturdy soldier boy with a Heckler and Koch?

Or did you finally manage to persuade the Bloke to let you out of the potting shed?

Oh blimey I think they've grabbed her again

I think they've got everyone

It's quite heavy going isn't it? Really interesting to see how differently men & women in society were viewed, and how they dealt with mental health issues. I dropped history at 14 so it's all new to me and I'm fascinated.

I would like to whack Richard E Grants character round the head with something heavy though - what a sod!

They can't catch me, Small!

Ner ner ner ner ner!

or even thumbs...

What a shame Maud can't compare and contrast book and series. or perhaps I ought not to mention that...