Anna gruel and Rhys ifans

[FluffyMummy123]

I do lol that the iPad autocorrects Anna Friel to anna gruel

Why is it again that we loathe her?

human, not himan.

Yes I was sort of conflicted about Davina as she seems very grounded and she has done really well with no 'help'' from well connected parents/boyfriends.

But her interviewing style grates on me.

When I see Jordan and Katona I just see this seething mass of neurosis

Im borderline with Davinia, Million Drop Live does my head in.

Kate Hudson, another one.

I second Kate hudson- I like goldie hawn so how come Kate so charmless?

Agree with most on thread here but why has kaplinsky or that dreadful apprentice failure who is now in channel 5 not been mentioned?

I've just heard Dermot O'Leary say on the radio how lovely and funny Lorraine Kelly is. And he's been hiking across the African desert in 48 degree heat with her, so if she was going to be a RL annoying cow under any circumstances it would be those, surely?

Maybe we misjudged. Does she need to come off the list, and go on the sub bench with Davina as having only slight/questionable potential for slappage about the head?

yes I think LK should come off the list
Are all the Geldof wannabes already on?

So far only Peaches but I think it's time to put Pixie on as well as she seems to get rather more attention for being some kind of moggle/style icon than she strictly deserves.

Now then. Look at this

Scroll down and see all the pictures. Poor old Fifi gets little press attention and doesn't appear to seek it. Why do we think that might be then, pray tell?

Apart from the ill-advised bra/top combo, which we will diplomatically gloss over, she is by far and away the most facially beautiful of all the sisters. But she appears to have an affliction which makes her unworthy of our attention. She is fat, ladies and gentleman - see here in fig.1.

Whereas, in fig. 2, her younger siblings have faces like bags of spanners, but they are slim ladies and gentlemen, and therefore better and worthy of being in magazines and having us listen to their proclamations on life.

Personally I prefer FiFi. She looks nice, whereas the other two look like sullen slapped arses.

Oh God, yes - speaking of sullen slapped arses with famous parents we have to have Stella McCartney.

Yes Fifi is certainly the prettiest Geldof and doesn't have a face like a slapped arse (like Peaches). She suits her size - she is voluptuous.

YES she needs to go on. Has the Madeley wannabe been put on yet? Can Cher from X factor go on as well please?

if you are an anna gruel hater, you maybe interested to hear that she has an exceptionally smelly fanjo.
I have it on good authority from an actor mate who slept with her when co-starring. My favourite bit of real sleb gossip, and sadly also my only one.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Kate Moss must be in here. Looks smelly and scruffy and so does Jamie Hince, bet their house is like something off the life of grime .
p.s. How normal do the Geldof family look on that Disneyland picture!

Bloody hell peaky.

Buh-luddy fucking hellfire

Oh no has Friel had botox? Why do these young whipper snappers do it? CZJ is looking like a cat IMO.

God forgive me, Zeta Jones, what has she really done?

Well I'll be tuning in to 'OMG! With Peaches Geldof' on BBC3 soon ( why the guck am I still paying the licence fee?)

Can I add Alexa Chung? Has Naomi Campbell had work? I'm sure she has a painting in her attic that is getting older.

It's always the eyes. CZJ has that funny eye look. Does everyone look like that in LA? Do they think that they look normal?

peaky that's mean

Alexa Chung and the Madeley bint are already on ladies - do keep up.

Kate Moss - good call. Squiffy eyes.

Fuck me Peaky - that's hardcore that is. TMI.

I meant: Fuck Me! Peaky!

Not: Fuck me Peaky.

I hope you can all discern the subtle difference.

ae you sure it wasn't Fuck me Peaky

or even: Fuck me peaky

I would add Charlotte Church but she is in the same league as Davina IMHO. She seems intelligent, independent and funny.