Lucasian Study Centre, University of Milton North

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Just in case no one opens a better one

Evening ladies nice to see you all. Wot, no pineapple hedgehogs?

Still it seems nice and quiet at the m...... HELP!!!!!!

Right, that's got rid of the old witch!

I locked her in the cupboard, mwa ha haa!

Hi Teri!

Hi Candy, looks like it's going to be fun night!

Is it girls only tonight then or are there... boys allowed?

PAR-TAY!!!!!

Girls only, I think. As usual. Still you never know your luck...

Oh, shall I not stay then?

Johnny, dear, you are no boy, oh no!

Very sensible to keep it girls only at first - some of those boys can be real

Mr Thornton, do stay! We have some very fine Earl Grey at the bar... although personally I'm enjoying the Fizzy Gizzy...

Why do you subject me to scenes of such debauchery?

As usual YT are being party-poopers with that
Meanwhile,I hope you like my dress tonight. It?s a genuine Verse-ache. I got it off e-Bay

I love it when he does that :)

Now Johnny, methinks the gent doth protest too much. But maybe in a moment there will be a lovely lady along to invite you for a game of canasta.

Canasta? That would be most agreeable. Did one of you charming young ladies say that Earl Grey was available? I am very fond of a refreshing cup of tea.

Mines a Polish & Russchian!

Хороший вечер дамы...

Oh, Mr Thornton. Would you care to accompany me to the canasta table? It's in another room and we can be quite, quite alone there.

Ok, that was meant to say 'Good Evening Ladies' but apparently Mumsnet can't cope with Russian!!!!

Oh the party has suddenly become a little sedate!

Way to go, Techno, trust you to pull the only fit bloke here

He also seems to be the only bloke here.

Am I late? Oops must go and change - back soon

Evening ladiez. Now - who's first? Form an orderly queue, please.