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Theresahollyinyourmind · 31/12/2010 21:20

Welcome to our new facility, Please enjoy

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TeritheFangirl · 31/12/2010 22:33

Oh poo, it's the Scarlet Pimple!

NicholasClausEsq · 31/12/2010 22:35

Ladies, I must remonstrate with you most forcefully.

I have spent a bloody fortune on this cloning machine and you are creating more characters yourselves than I can keep up with.

Clearly the undercover branch of PC World are not what they once were....

TeritheFangirl · 31/12/2010 22:35

so, Perce, how is Citizen Shove-along?

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NicholasClausEsq · 31/12/2010 22:36

And is that really you Blakeney or have you changed your name from Courtney?

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 31/12/2010 22:39
MrsLucasNorthPole · 31/12/2010 22:39

OK back again with another Chapter of SAnta's New Toy...

Chapter Six

Nick opened the study door with a satisfied smile on his face, Ralph had scrubbed up rather better than he?d anticipated. He was sure there would be someone at the party who liked the shy and retiring type and maybe wanted to teach him a lesson or two?

Nick stopped dead in his tracks. He?d left the machine running, he was sure of it. Where in the name of Rudolphs red nose was Lee? He checked the control panel and ascertained that he should in fact have had a bloke in skimpy swimming gear waiting for him, then picked up the phone.

?Malcolm,? he bellowed down the receiver, ?Get your backside up here immediately!?

Malcolm had been engrossed in a live feed from a miniature camera he?d planted in the broad sword back in London. From what he had seen so far, Nick needed to get his finger out. There was some guy called Lucas who clearly couldn?t be trusted, and a misogynist old fart called Gisbourne who the ladies of the Academy seemed to be crazy about. Malcolm sighed, what was wrong with a nice, albeit short, red-haired bloke with a stable job these days. The call had brought him nack from his reverie and he hurried to the study.

?Malcolm, the mother of all cock-ups has occurred,? exclaimed Nick, ?I?ve got a man missing ? this Lee bloke. He must be freezing his arse off somewhere given what he was wearing. Ineed you to check the CCTV and locate him as quickly as possible. Now, what intel have you got on Guy Thornton-North and John Lucas??

Malcolm filled Nick in on the details, and told him he had emailed a list of web links that would help with the two mystery men. ?But most importantly,? he said, ?You need to get on the case with Lucas, Gisbourne and Porter, and fast ? we need to leave in three-quarters of an hour.?

Santa decided Porter was probably the safest bet of the three and loaded an episode of Strike Back into the machine?s control panel. Within minutes he was taking shaping, in the guise in which he had appeared in Epsiode 2, posing as a diamond dealer. Tan shoes, cream linen suit and khaki t-shirt appeared topped with the same handsome face as the others but with shorter dark hair. He appeared more curious than anything else to be trapped in the glass box. When Nick released him, he had to spend several minutes talking him through the technology involved, before telling him where he would be going later that night. John Porter gave a satisfied smile, Danni notwithstanding (and she?d not been up to much anyway)?it had been a very long time?

TeritheFangirl · 31/12/2010 22:40

Off with his head, either way, Nicky boy

Did you check what happened to that last clone you made, by the way?

NicholasClausEsq · 31/12/2010 22:46

Teri, my love, I have no bloody idea. Malcolm was supposed to be watching the CCTV...you just can't get the staff these days. I've told him to rewind everything and track him down.

The poor bloke will get hypothermia the way he's dressed and the last thing I need is a lawsuit when I'm supposed to be off on my hols next week...

RobertLovelaceNotAGentleman · 31/12/2010 22:48

MrsLNP - I congratulate you on your work of fiction. At least, I am assuming it is a work of fiction? There is so much about the modern world that is mysterious to me.

TeritheFangirl · 31/12/2010 22:49

Oh, I see you are about to...

What a great episode, mrsLNP I had to get rid of Teri in case she spotted any double entendres..

Love the dialogue ''where in the name of Rudolph's red nose''
love the bit about Malcolm's sour grapes as we all swoon over tall dark and fit...
Great pacing, really goes with a swing.

So looking forward to Lucas and ahem My Lord of Gisborne

TeritheFangirl · 31/12/2010 22:52

Teri shoves Holly aside and runs up to Bob

Mine...all mine!

Fickle jade! But that leaves Gorgeous Guy to me doesn't it? thinks Hols.

MrsLucasNorthPole · 31/12/2010 22:54

Thank you, Mr Lovelace, and I'd be more than happy to enlighten you about the mysteries of the modern world if you'd allow me?

LucasNorthCanSpookMeAnytime · 31/12/2010 22:54

Yaaaaay, 2 chapters in one night!! Mmmm, hello Mr Porter. HA, love the disparaging of Danni! Best bit of the chapter Fab stuff, MrsP!

RobertLovelaceNotAGentleman · 31/12/2010 22:56

Miss Teri.

Absolutely delighted to make your acquaintance, my dear girl. Would you care to join me for a stroll on the terrace?

Theresahollyinyourmind · 31/12/2010 22:59

Well i think Teri's pulled.

How are you doing, Sweetcakes?

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RobertLovelaceNotAGentleman · 31/12/2010 23:00

MrsLNP, you are a lady author I see. I do like a lady with a gift for epistolary composition. Would you care to join me and Miss Teri (also a gifted authoress, I note) on the terrace?

MrsLucasNorthPole · 31/12/2010 23:00

I have a little more of my work of fiction for you Mr Lovelace...

Chapter Seven

Whilst showing Porter how the machine worked, Nick had begun the process to create Lucas North. Having been subjected to Series 7, 8 and 9 of Spooks by his wife, he opted for Series 8 Lucas, recovered from his Russian torment and suitably hunky, but not yet in bad boy mode. God knows, he thought, I?m going to have enough trouble with the next one without having to cope with a gun-toting, explosive wielding maniac just yet.

Nick had to admit he was impressed as Lucas began to take shape in the chamber. He started from the bottom up with black leather shoes, dark blue designer jeans with a very flattering cut, a black shirt, open at the neck, and Belstaff jacket. Short dark hair, the faintest hint of stubble and those soulful but slightly tormented piercing blue eyes completed his latest creation.

Like Porter, Lucas was curious about the technology involved, but time was against Nick now and rather than do another demo, Nick took him to the waiting area to introduce him to Porter so he could explain it all.

Before returning to the office, he took a detour to the quality control office and summoned Teri, a particularly sparky female elf to his side. ?You?ve seen this Spooks nonsense my Missus watches haven?t you?? he asked gruffly. Teri nodded enthusiastically. She?d heard the rumours about Nicks latest gadget and was hoping she might be able to help him out in some way, in a strictly career development light, of course.
?Good, good,? he muttered, ?I?ve got Lucas North in the Green Room. I need you pop down and check his tattoos are all present and correct. Think you can manage that??

?Yes, thank you, Mr Claus,? beamed Teri, ?I?ll be ever so thorough, I promise?.?

SirPercyBlakeney · 31/12/2010 23:00

Technically it was Strike Back episode 3 with the diamond dealer...

They seek him here, they seek him there...

RobertLovelaceNotAGentleman · 31/12/2010 23:03
MrsLucasNorthPole · 31/12/2010 23:03

I think you may have outed yourself there Perce! It's a couple of months since I watched Strike Back and have had lots to drink!!!

Theresahollyinyourmind · 31/12/2010 23:04

Well... there is no taking Teri anywhere, now she's off to feel up Lucas check the accuracy of Russian tattoos.

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MrsLucasNorthPole · 31/12/2010 23:04

I'm sure there are plenty of ways you could impress us without resorting to violence Mr Lovelace...

Theresahollyinyourmind · 31/12/2010 23:06

Love the bit about Nick being ''subjected'' to Spooks. And the description of Lucas is finger- lickin' good

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SirPercyBlakeney · 31/12/2010 23:06

I have no idea what you mean....?

RobertLovelaceNotAGentleman · 31/12/2010 23:06

Madam, I am not the sort of gentleman from whom ladies walk away. Oh no.

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