O??? M??..G
Mayday! Mayday!Pass the Polish Cordial!I have just been subjected to the most cynical bit of manipulation in TV history.
So, Lucas and his blue sheet scenario, as we have seen in the Lady Gaga vid. And I know all about the pesky ink coming off, so they couldn't use white, but they could have used olive or sludge or something, rather than a colour which coincidentally matched his eyes.. Well, fancy that.
Then we get showered by rose petals, which I had sort of accepted as I thought they were a clever touch included by some romantic at heart vidder. But no, they are there already. What is this, the Hearts and Flowers Channel?
And just in case the ladies aren't already totally incoherent, you can hear the director say, let's give them this shot of his face
Wibble just doesn?t cover it.
You think it's all over? No sir. You just about recover from that little onslaught on your sanity after a stiff drink or three and a sharp mental slap on the wrist and there is Lucas walking into a derelict structure of some sort and doing a total strip.
Now I know the donning the boiler suit thing is desperately symbolic, as referring to his lingering subjection to his torturer, but does the story-line demand we get such a lingering good look at the costermonger?s wares?
Turn back and look at us, babes, ha ha?
No, seriously. I would like to have a stern word with those guys. And maybe send Ros after them.
So all you ladies watching Spooks all the way through, en famille, a warning. Either avoid episode 8/4 like the plague, or busy yourself in the kitchen for the first half. Unless you want to find yourself having to answer some very awkward questions.
I shall read the morning's transcipts and try and recover, but I may be some time