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If something HUGE was to happen ..

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MaDuggar · 03/11/2010 18:52

... how long could you survive with what you have in your house right now?

Do you have any tins/bottled water etc put away in case of a emergency?

Have been frealing myself out reading some wacky conspiray sites (all baging on about something huge happeneing in the next 2 weeks) - Im not be;lieveing it, but it has made me think that one day there could be an event and I probably would only last a week with my store cupboard!

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BeenBeta · 04/11/2010 10:14

Big animals are no good.

What you need are small ready to eat portions that walk around until you need them. If the electric goes off then fridge and freezers will stop working and most of a big animal would go to waste.

Hens, ducks, pigeons, rabbits, cats, dogs, guinea pigs are the way to go.

MrsChemist · 04/11/2010 10:17

If you went looting on a horse, you'd have to learn how to ride with your knees pretty sharpish. Then you could leave both hands free for swinging weapons/snatching loot.

I want a doom cupboard. Don't think DH will go for that idea though Sad

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 04/11/2010 10:18

Horse will be useful, he will be staying. BD, LD will be coff protection Hmm I will source chickens etc and pilfer back gardens for rabbits and chickens. My first job though will be to cycle to the yard and liberate Horse plus 3 more for DDs and DP. Then we will load up our Oh Fuck Ruck Sacks and relocate to my parents. They have a well and a generator plus land. We will be fine.

MrsChemist · 04/11/2010 10:22

If I win the lottery, I already have a plan to build a Doom House. Somwhere secluded, with a small river/ stream running through the land for fresh water. Large outer wall; solar panels and wind turbines; thick walls lined with concrete; large basement well stocked with tinned food and a shitload of weapons

goingroundthebend4 · 04/11/2010 10:42

hmm have fresh water spring , horses not mine but hey whose going to argue with me im bad tempered red head , ditto chickens, candles and wind up torches and matches yes wind up radio to , tents , camping stove yep .tinned food e, dried food yep .various pen knifes , gun erm guess water pistol not much use

4 dc with 2 being human dustbins teen boys were going to starve

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 04/11/2010 10:45

I have 2 potato guns? Hmm

BudaisintheZONE · 04/11/2010 11:19

You think shooting potatoes will help? Hmm Confused Grin

OhLuckyYou · 04/11/2010 11:34

LOL at shooting potatoes Buda!!

I have an oh fuck rucksack! Problem is we have just moved so I'm not sure where it is ....

Just to put everything in perspective - while going through stuff from the loft when we were packing I found an article I'd kept from the end of 1999 when everyone was panicing about Y2K (remember that??!!). Real apocalypse stuff, I remember taking it v.seriously at the time but now it seems ridiculous

nickelbangBANGbang · 04/11/2010 11:34

right, I've got a box of matches, and loads of wooden furniture (unlike the philistines in Te Day After Tomorrow, I will not be burning books, no matter how desperate!)

What pisses me off, is that where I lived with my ex, was a house in the countryside, with a real fire place, and therefore lots of wood chopped up ready. and loads of trees, too, if necessary.
We used to get power cuts, too, so we already had plans for this - we had hundreds of candles and firelighters and kindling and matches and lighters (he's a smoker)
We had masses of dry goods in the cupboard too. and a veg patch, and chickens

So now I've left him - when I left, his mum chucked out all my dry goods because they were out of date!!!! wtf! how to dry goods go out of date! (and they were all in jars, too, so it's probably the original contents that were out of date!)
the house i live in now has no chimney, as it's 1970s. We have no dry goods, and not very many tins (because we can't really afford to do a nuclear shop very often)
Last time we watched TDAT, I worked out a plan for heating - he used to have hot air heating, and there is a vent that goes right down through the house, so I would take that out, and because it's mostly made of fake wood, we could burn it. it's between the kitchen and the lounge, so we could hole up with the settee nearest to the fire and the other stuff round, then we'd also have access to the kitchen.
We'd have to barracade the front part of the kitchen using the old kitchen units.

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 04/11/2010 11:55

I'm not planning on open fires. They might attract the wrong sort of attention. I am going to buy a very large army surplus camoflage net and hijack a petrol tanker Grin

Eve4Walle · 04/11/2010 11:57

DH has just gone out to buy more ammo for his gun. Has a licence as his work is rural based and needs it for that but he has scared me as we were just talking about it and he says he needs some more anyway.

I am really scared now.

Rocketbird · 04/11/2010 11:57

whatsanohfuckrucksack....

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 04/11/2010 11:59

Oh poor Rocketbird

An Oh Fuck Ruck Sack is a rucksack filled with the basics you need in an emergency. So called because when needed one tends to say 'Oh Fuck, where's the rucksack'.

Thingumy · 04/11/2010 11:59

Well,I've just wasted 15 minutes of my life reading that doom link.

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 04/11/2010 12:01

I've found the airgun. I'm sure it will be useful... I shall hold up the petrol tanker with it. They will be so busy panicking at the terrifying sight of me on Horse wielding Gun they will not notice it's full of tiny well one ball bearings Hmm

Eve4Walle · 04/11/2010 12:02

I also have lots of meds as got them from trip to Egypt last year, which includes clean hypodermics.

We have 10 chickens we could eat, and there is a reservoir very close to the house too.

Rocketbird · 04/11/2010 12:03

Thank you Sarah . you are my new favourite person.

Oh fuck, now I need a rucksack!

Thingumy · 04/11/2010 12:04

New house purchase anyone?

LynetteScavo · 04/11/2010 12:06

What are you going to do with the reservoir? Sail around for entertainment? Fish? Swim?

You can't actually drink the water until it's cleaned, y'know.

Eve4Walle · 04/11/2010 12:07

Yes, thats what my water purification tablets are for. Grin

LynetteScavo · 04/11/2010 12:07

I've always wanted a nuclear bunker.

I sobbed and begged my parents to build one when I was about 10. I thought they were incredibly foolish not to do so.

I since discovered there was one at the end of the road. If only I'd known then, it would have saved me a lot of tears.

Eve4Walle · 04/11/2010 12:08

Actually thinking about it, some of the water in the village comes from an underground well that serves about 70% of the houses here (but not ours) - perhaps could find a way into there maybe?

Ripeberry · 04/11/2010 12:12

Ah, that Timewave zero theory, all supposed to go t*ts up around 15th November as we fall off a big cliff

Have a look at youtube and type in "Timewave 2010" If anything the music is good Grin

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 04/11/2010 12:13

If it's aliens/terrorists the reservoir will be a target.

Ripeberry · 04/11/2010 12:25

Right made a list:
Need a Doom cupboard
A Fuck rucksack
Some big knives
Purification tablets
SAS book
Bivvi bags
Lots and lots of firewood
Dry food
Dinamo torches and radio
Weapons for fending off Zombies or getting food.

Just glad I live in a rural area and not in the middle of a 'city jungle'.

By the 1st December we can all breathe easy when we find that nothing has happened.....