Well, I see there has been quite a bit of feverish activity on Planet Armitage since I last looked in.
It's good to hear LaQueen's script is in goodknickers. I can't wait to see it completed. I like the minimalist approach to dialogue myself. I am hoping for plenty of moody lingering camera angles
Hmm so there were medieval jacuzzi frolics eh? What a good idea. There you are Flowers. I told you you were wrong to impugn Guy's standard of personal freshness. If you watch the actual episodes as opposed to YT vids, you will know that whenever he has been through a particularly strenuous fight, he repairs to his candle-lit lair and dons a nice fresh tee shirt. I also googled his local branch of Ye Sketchleys and can reveal that it is situated close by, next door to Ye Pizza Hutte.
Now Flowers, mon petit choufleur, I don't want you to feel you are being picked on, but for your own good as a feminist I have long felt the need to have a little talk with you on the subject of cellulite.
Firstly, every woman over the age of twenty or so has it.
Secondly, before the latter part of the last century there was no such thing It is just a nasty marketing ploy by some poncey French beauty houses to make loads of dirty francs/Euros by labelling the natural consequences of feminine hormones as a dermatological deformity.
If after all that you are still reluctant to travel beyond the teacups and ratafias, may I suggest you turn the lamps down a good few twirls of the knob. Comme on dit. Luckily for me the wattage of the lighting arrangements up at t'castle is gratifyingly minimal.
Okay, after all that bossy talk I need to take myself down a good few pegs. They say confession is good for the soul. Here's mine.
Last night I found on YT and bawled my eyes out at it.