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Richard Armitage Anonymous

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Fettle · 30/10/2010 22:15

Over here ladies!

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 08/11/2010 00:09

I defer to your superior knowledge of Guy's shaving arrangements.

You are aware, I am sure, that his middle name is Crispin? That must be an Omen. Last Henry V I saw was Kenneth Branagh, who I rather esteem as an actor, but a friend described as having a face like a potato. Nothing spud-like about Mr Armitage.

Frankly, my greatest worry about the Hobbit is that he will not be doing The Rover in London. Entertaining as all this telly stuff has been, he ought to be appearing in Proper Plays on stage and (selfishly) in London so that I can spend the child benefit on a ticket.

Aaargh. Almost at the end of episode 3. Lovelace is beyond redemption now. Poor, poor Clarissa.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 00:10

Are scabbards symbolic, too, then?

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 08/11/2010 00:14

We should go back in two days' time, to see how much Guy sells for.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 00:23

Bit of cross-posting, there. Sorry.
Oh, yes, I knew about the middle name. Very nice now, but a bit of a pain at school, I should think.
I must get out my Shakespeare and read the play, and have a swoon imagining him doing it. ''We happy band of brothers!''
He could read that Bernard Cornwell novel, Azincourt, too, that would be superb,

So sorry about Lovelace. But he must have come from a Broken Home or something. I wonder if RA had fun doing it. I know Clarissa was always one of the things we were Told Not to Read, at school, in case it gave us nightmares.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 00:25

''We should go back in two days' time, to see how much Guy sells for.''
I am almost tempted to push the price up, for sentimental reason. But I don't want to end up paying megabux for a plastic mini-person.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 08/11/2010 00:33

Now, Theresa, isn't that what always happens? A Very Bad Man Indeed does Something Unspeakably Evil and here we are thinking of excuses and why it Really Isn't His Fault.

But it was very well acted and I still have episode 4 to listen to.

Right. Off to bed. See you tomorrow? I may need some Polish Cordial moral support after 10pm.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 08/11/2010 00:36

I think it will probably sell for squillions to someone determined to have it at any price. But wouldn't you secretly like to have a tiny Guy who you could carry around in your reticule, along with the Tennyson and the Polish Cordial?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 00:37

I shall be here for all you traumatised people to lean on, you can count on it. In my Spooks universe it is still three years ago,so I will be okay.
Lucas Lives.
Goodnight!

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 00:39

''you secretly like to have a tiny Guy ''

Actually, no, I find the idea a bit ewww. But chacun a son gout and all that, Feel free to have him youself.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 08/11/2010 00:43

I have no wish for a plastic Guy. Now, if they had had the good sense to make a Mr Thornton action figure (with a wardrobe of removable cravats) that'd be an entirely different proposition.

A demain.

MrsLucasNorth · 08/11/2010 07:32

Not long to go now. Twitter is going Lucas mad.
Think I'll be hitting the Polish cordial well before 10pm!

Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 09:56

Morning, ladies. D-Day for Lucas then. How are you holding up, MrsLN?! He replied to me on Twitter Actually, am slightly obsessing over the Twitter thing, too and really need to clam down somewhat.

Theresa and Flowers, oh goodness, no not bored at all with hearing about Guy and Mr Thornton!! I'm not sure about Guy (hair too long, for one thing) but from what I've seen/read, I know that I will fall in love with Mr Thornton within seconds. I never got around to reading the book but I'm a sucker for all that brooding 'holding back feelings' intensity. I love a bit of period drama, me. Actually, it's probably a good job that I haven't seen N&S yet - not sure either me or poor DH could cope with both a Lucas and a Mr Thornton obsession at once :)

Flowers, as for "that thing with the orange jumpsuit", I am happy to critique this for us. The DVD is waiting for DH's boys night out and I will report back on this.

Back later, with replies about Lucas's charms... just got to get Octonauts sorted :o

Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 10:14
Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 10:22

calm down, obviously - not clam down :)

40deniertights · 08/11/2010 11:31

I will be happy to add what I can re: John Porter. It is yet another angst ridden yet strong and morally upright individual, a little haunted you may say. I must revisit certain moments and brush up on the finer details again. maybe even venture into the cellar! Will need some virtual hand holding tonight, plus a cushion for some eye shielding perhaps.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 08/11/2010 11:55

Ah, Tights, the public service ethos is alive and well here. Thank you. But I am puzzled by the idea that JP is "yet another ... morally upright individual". As far as I can see, only Mr Thornton fits that particular bill. Guy and Lucas/John may be many other things but seem to have mislaid their moral compass.

I will be watching Spooks tonight from behind the sofa, anaesthetised by Polish Cordial.

Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 12:07

So, Mr North. I wish I could say that I love him for any number of intellectual, philosophical or moral reasons but let's just say I am incredibly shallow an aesthete. I think it's all that black... He's just so strong and confident and in control. And he'd want to be in control of you too, if you know what I mean :o I think masterful is the appropriate word.

And finally, may I present the case for the defence

Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 12:08

oh, why doesn't my striking out work?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 12:16

Hello ladies. Well I have just spent a couple of happy hours in the past. As in Spooks season 7. I shall be with you all tonight to hold your hands. Lucky me, I shall have the consolation of knowing The Worst, when I finally get round to seeing Season 9.

It is certainly gratifying to see our band of serious researchers expanding so fast. I am waiting for Fettle to come along as I have a couple more science projects to suggest.

Meanwhile I don't know whether to post the little thank you I did for Mrs LN. She may be at work and need to keep a straight face. Or she may be too worried about tonight to concentrate.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 12:21

Boden, I am with you all the way on Lucas. And if that's not incredibly shallow high-mindedly inclusive after all my gushing about Guy I don't know what is. I love him in black but when he wears a mid-blue shirt that brings out his blue eyes, he is extra delicious.

MrsLucasNorth · 08/11/2010 12:41

If you're still there Theresa - I'm on my lunch break Grin!

Radio was on in coffee shop while I was on Reception this morning and they played 'The Joker' by the Steve Miller band, featuring the immortal line...

"Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree!"

PMSL!!!!

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 12:50

PMSL indeed. here goes!

Brief Encounter 2010 Continued

His gaze was as hot and blue as a gas flame and she quivered involuntarily, praying the energy-saving carriage lightening was at least concealing her blushes. He came round to her side and held out his hand and she found herself obeying automatically, noting with a shiver how small the phone looked, cradled in his long fingers.

??It?s nothing?? she gulped, aiming for casual and falling far short. ??I?m a writer. I do these in my spare time for a bit of extra cash??

??Niiiiice?? he grinned, after a while, handing the phone back. ??You carry on. Don?t let me stop you??. He lowered himself into the seat behind her and leant his dark head back against the seat rest, closing his eyes. She gulped again, snatching a panicked look at him from time to time as she attempted to do as he said, but it was hopeless. She was far too aware of the man beside her to concentrate on the man in her phone.

She was almost thankful when the train slowed and began to pull into ????.
??My station?? she explained standing and reaching up to the rack for her holdall. He must have got up to help her, for as the train lurched to a stop she was thrown against six foot and more of lean muscle. The contact was like an electric shock. She felt his hands on her upper arms, steadying her and turning her to face him.

??Whoops a daisy?? he said with a smirk that would have been unforgivable in anyone less handsome and less subtly scented with Prada aftershave.

She stammered her thanks, gathering the tatters of her pride around her together with the rest of her belongings and held out her hand for her luggage.

??I?m getting off here too??, he said. And he motioned for her to go on ahead of him, closing the train door behind them and following her up the platform, still carrying her holdall.

??So what brings you to XYZ?Ms?.?, he asked as they began to go down the steps As she glanced down to check her footing she could glimpse long legs clad in dark indigo jeans moving fluidly down the staircase and the view was not helpful to her composure at all.

She stopped to look up at him, to steady her balance more than anything, and gave him her name. ??I?m just visiting a friend??

??I?m John Lucas. Hi! I?m here on business. Unfortunately??? He paused, as his mobile went off. By the time he?d finished his call they were exiting the station. ??Damn! That?s my ride and my room gone. The guy I was staying with has had to rush his wife to hospital. She?s gone into early labour. Do you know any good hotels here??? He eyed the empty forecourt, gloomily. ??No taxis, either, or so it seems??

??Weeeeell, said Mrs LN, tentatively ?My friend should be here any minute I am sure she won?t mind if you come home with us till you get sorted out.??

??But surely you have plans???

??We do have a hot date with a bottle of wine and a crispy duck.?? she admitted.

He shot her a look, and another of his killer smirks.
??Naaaoooow, let me be quite clear what I?m letting myself in for. I understand the wine. But are we talking Chinese here, or Cockney rhyming slang???

Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 12:50

Post it, Theresa, post it!

Bodenbabe · 08/11/2010 12:52

x-posts. Excfellent stuff - and LOL at Crispy Duck :o

Theresaholeinyourmind · 08/11/2010 12:57

Thanks Boden. I do like a good shaggy duck dog story

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