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miracled · 15/08/2010 18:40

as to the identity of Liz Jones mystery rock star lover? Apologies if I am repeating a thread but just read today's 'wingefest' and can't believe its anything other than a work of fiction.

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rshunter · 02/03/2011 20:25

published in the guardian 22 sept 2009, her salary is mentioned at the end.Give Liz Jones a break!Her confessionals highlight the agonies of women. Is that why other women columnists hate her so much?

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Tanya Gold The Guardian, Tuesday 22 September 2009 Article history
Liz Jones is not afraid of her vulnerability, she earns a fortune off it. Photograph: Suki Dhanda

Have you shot Miss Jones? I ask because a few weeks ago someone shot the journalist Liz Jones's post-box. And even I ? a female journalist well accustomed to receiving a postbag full of suggestions that I kill myself ? was impressed. My readers only put letters in my post-box ? Liz Jones's got shot! Why do people hate her so much?

Whenever I read a "Suppress Liz" column ? the latest is in the current Private Eye, and it suggests that she chop off a limb to write about it ? I wonder why our response to this woman is so ambivalent. She was editor of Marie Claire, but was fired for moaning that she was forced to use bulimic models. (Magazine editors are expected to politely ignore the smell of vomit wafting off their cover girls.) So she became a fashion journalist who screams that she despises the industry. She also became Britain's highest paid confessional journalist. And then the bile emerged.

There are many confessional journalists in Britain, but none as forensic or as self-critical as Jones, who writes in the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday. Not for her the fluffy "I've Got Two Kids and a Malfunctioning Aga!" ramblings of other female hacks. A typical Jones sentence goes, "I was six when I first realised how hideous I looked; my eyes are too close together, my skin sallow and my teeth crooked." She has written about the failure of her marriage to the "fat, self-obsessed bastard" novelist Nirpal Dhaliwal, her eating disorder (anorexia), her isolation, her self-hatred and the obsessive love she has for her pet horse ? also called Liz.

While others flee from the confessional genre (I try to avoid it more and more), exhausted by the hate mail it brings, Jones mines on at the coalface of herself. Her vulnerability is her calling card; it flaps in the wind, like the breasts she would have had if she hadn't had breast reduction surgery at 29 (she wrote about the scars, of course). Male writers scribble their lives on to a page as well, but not like Liz Jones. She auto-crucifies every week, under her oddly grinning byline photo.

And bullying Jones has become a sport. Anti-Jones columns are published (usually by women), lamenting her self-hatred and exhibitionism, in faux-sisterly vein. How can you do this to yourself, Liz? How can you demean yourself? We are so ? er ? worried about you! One female writer recently went to Somerset, where Jones now lives, to hatchet her in an interview. The first paragraph read ? "Is Liz Jones mad? I'm not sure. She certainly looks a bit mad." Yesterday another columnist called the countryside "the home of swine flu, foot-and-mouth, dangerous mushrooms, unbalanced farming folk . . . and Liz Jones".

It could be jealousy over her obese salary (£200,000 a year?) and bulging profile ? but I think not. I think it is the vulnerability that disgusts; Jones is not ashamed of her vulnerability ? she earns a fortune off it.

whatkungfuthat · 03/03/2011 09:08

That last paragraph - surely what digusts is that someone who witters on about clothes and whines for a living about how hard her self-imposed life is earns an obscene amount of money for it and owns property worth several million. Not exactly life-saving or humanitarian work is it?

Nancy66 · 03/03/2011 13:04

She earns a LOT more than that!

whatkungfuthat · 03/03/2011 13:48

Nancy I can imagine. Plus all the stuff she would get sent from the fashion houses etc. and her book deals.

rshunter · 03/03/2011 21:10

We seem to be drifting into the pattern of other sites which are based on putting Liz down...our mission seems to be forgotten....or are we getting bored with the ROCKSTAR...???????

whatkungfuthat · 03/03/2011 21:14

There is just so little to go on, I still think its JK but perhaps we'll never know.

kittya · 03/03/2011 21:21

I have to say, I don't like the slagging off. Yes, she's annoying but, I don't care how much she earns infact, I'm a wee bit jealous of her. As I've said before, good look to her who ever he might be. Bryan Adams?

kittya · 03/03/2011 21:21

Except that would make her his beard!

Nancy66 · 03/03/2011 21:56

JK has a Japanese girlfriend that he's been with for 10 years - and is still with.

sharbie · 03/03/2011 21:59

that's nice to hear nancy Smile

whatkungfuthat · 04/03/2011 08:02

Nancy it can't be Robert Plant though, unless she lied about the crew cut

kittya · 04/03/2011 08:59

Its not Robert Plant, it just cant be Sad

Nancy66 · 04/03/2011 09:32

I don't think it is RP any more - i suspect it is somebody pretty B-list and disappointing....

whatkungfuthat · 04/03/2011 12:01

C'mon Nancy, you could find out [wheedles]

kittya · 04/03/2011 17:14

How could she?

whatkungfuthat · 04/03/2011 17:25

Through work Wink

theladylovescupcakes · 04/03/2011 17:30

I'm intrigued as to who he is, also had Robert Plant in my head

kittya · 04/03/2011 19:18

Then she would already know!!! I'm beginning to think it's someone naff, possibly from 10cc or something.

whatkungfuthat · 04/03/2011 20:10

Someone naff with tiny eyes and a greying crew cut Smile

kittya · 04/03/2011 20:39

There's alotcof old popstars that fit that description!!

whatkungfuthat · 04/03/2011 20:51

Tell me about it! I checked out Paul Young but he's only been married once and they have just reconciled. I am wondering about Tom Jones... Grin

StickyProblem · 06/03/2011 11:40

No clues in today's column...... I thought we had settled on JK but apparently not!
Ooh Tom Jones...now there's a possibility...doesn't he have girlfriends all over the place?

kittya · 06/03/2011 14:50

Marti pellow?

JussiJo · 06/03/2011 19:09

I'm almost reduced to tears after the last instalment!
I'm exaggerating.
Seriously, I for one wouldn't blame a woman THAT depressed for re housing animals and moving back to London. Yes I know she foolishly aquired more "pet babies" than one woman needs but enough is enough I wouldn't want anyone to endure a miserable lifestyle beholden only to animals.
Liz if you ever read this ~ you are entitled to be happy.

And can we not veer off the JK idea! I was SOOOO certain it was him. No, I still am certain, I think.

rshunter · 06/03/2011 20:26

It is very interesting to note that when she is in Somerset she can pick up the phone and ask him to come over, and now she is in London she can do the same...come over and bring your pj's...??????
Quite suss in my mind......

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