My partner can make me orgasm up to 28 times in one night AMA

[Loveitall83]

Exactly as the title. Pretty sure this isn’t the norm….

Quality over quantity for me

How unlike the home life of our own Dear Queen

Well. We don't know, do we? 😉

Does his breathe smell like crap are you using drugs this is difficult to grasp

This doesn’t equate to true compatibility though 😂 just remember what’s good for the hole, isn't always good for the soul!

My labia would look like a pair of padded coat hangers 😂

Surely battery operated.

Ahh maybe that's the answer we need 28 different dicks.

Line up boys

Get your ticket here ( like the ones they use to have at the deli counter )

Number 17 your time is up , number 18 go for it . . .

I also want to know what @Loveitall83 loved 83 times 😂

Good grief

Aren’t you exhausted?
I always want to relax straight afterwards and it usually makes me sleepy.
Also 28 would make my clit incredibly sore.

Is it specific to him or can you do it yourself too?

😂😂😂best of the day surely and it’s only 8 am

Who could be bothered with that many? I usually want to go to sleep straight after.

I don't think you're counting them properly.

As others have said quality over quantity.

God, being that sleep deprived sounds like hell.

😄.

When I was typing it the "opd" autocorrected to "old" and I must admit I wonder if that's what happened to Leonardo Dicaprio. Years ago one drunken night, he set himself an girlfriend orgasm target, and the next morning the typo caused a life-long misunderstanding.

What was the typo ?

Well, I don’t think either of you is trying hard enough. C minus.

Same here. I’m a ‘bam then need time for recovery/ a fresh build up’ woman. Max for me is two. Then I’m tired and everything is a bit too sensitive.

Could probably keep the aftershocks going for a little bit, but it’s usually been forty minutes to an hour by then, and that’s quite enough for me. I get the munchies so it’s snack time…

Glad you have fun OP.

😂

I agree with some PP.

I can have quite a few close together. How would you separate?

But when my DH really makes me cum hard then I can pretty end up a quivering wreck and can't tolerate any more.

That's the best kind.

After maybe 10 of the average sort I'd be ready to get on and do something else. Sex isn't all about my orgasms.

Or after the really good sort I'm not capable of keeping going.

So if it were 28 for us they'd be 28 not very great orgasms. Rather have 2-3 decent ones and have spent time focusing on other good sex acts that aren't solely about my climax.....

Bwahahahahaha!

Think OP has been at the

I hear a night on Venus, planet of lurve, is 58 Earth days long. That must be where you live, and you're using Elon Musk's Starlink satellites to communicate with us mere humans on Mumsnet.

Cosmic, OP, but not quite the record breaker you claim to be after all, are you?

👏 you are definitely the winner on this thread!

Do you ever think a slice of cake and a cup of tea might be more preferable?