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I'm eating a M&S 'toblerone'... AMA

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 21:50

As title says. It has closely positioned 'mountains', no palm oil and is going very nicely with my cuppa. DH has the fruit and nut version, because healthy.

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AngusThermopyle · 04/10/2019 22:11

I really appreciate you sacrificing yourself for the benefit of this thread.
If you close your eyes, is it as good as the 'real' taste used to be?

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:13

@AngusThermopyle Your latest post is starting to read a bit "porny 80s chocolate ad". Yes, I've wrapped my lips around the weighty bar and have rolled my eyes back into my head as it went 'snap'. I am wearing a lot of satin and am thin as a rake.

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DobbyTheHouseElk · 04/10/2019 22:14

Is this the same size as a 30 cm ruler. Or a biro? (In length)

Why post this now, I went to M&S this morning. I now need to know what this is like.

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:16

I would say nearer Biro than ruler @dobbie. Although let's use the appropriate units for dicks and chocolate... inches!

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IToldYouIWasFreaky · 04/10/2019 22:16

What are you planning to do with the last two pieces?

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:18

I might offer them to DC in the morning if they sleep in. If they wake in the night or are up before 8 then I'm having it for breakfast.

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BeeFarseer · 04/10/2019 22:19

80's chocolate bar ads were the best.

Please tell me you're twirling a phone cable around your finger as you lounge artfully on a bed befrouffled with lace.

boatyardblues · 04/10/2019 22:20

Thanks for answering. I go by Boaty on one of my other threads, so you were close. I’m encouraged by the lack of palm oil. I’ll buy one next time I’m in town. I used to favour the white choc version, but its so sweet it gives you Sugarpuff wee.

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:21

OMG Bee this is supposed to be an anonymous thread, not your observations as you peer through my lounge windows!

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:22

SugarPuffWee and a love of white chocolate Boaty. We truly are sisters from another mister.

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:22

Is sugarpuffwee just diabetes? Asking for a friend...

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BeeFarseer · 04/10/2019 22:24

I can't help peering in, you've got a bed befrouffled with lace in your lounge! Who has a bed in their lounge?

Quickcook · 04/10/2019 22:25

Is it nicer than toblerone?

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:28

But how else might I lounge, Bee? And my fabric preference is always synthetic and unnecessarily frilly, especially when sitting near gas fire.

Do you like the pink, coral, orange and brown deco scheme?

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boatyardblues · 04/10/2019 22:28

Is sugarpuffwee just diabetes? Asking for a friend...

I don’t think so. I’ve had a few HbA1c tests over the years. Never had a problematic one. But still with the Sugarpuff wee 🤷‍♂️

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:30

It's been a while @Quickcook but I would say yes.
Denser in topography, chocolately raher than greasy and sweet, and I think was £1.60 (plus massive credit card fees, see above).

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:31

Thanks Boaty. I will take that as basically a full health mot then. Wink

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Shannith · 04/10/2019 22:31

AMA looks a bit like a side on tolblerone now I look at it.

Leftielefterson · 04/10/2019 22:33

YANBU! I want in the mix. I’m currently eating the sweets for my daughters party (for the older children). I think I’m on my 8th refresher. I feel like a child and I love it.

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/10/2019 22:33

That's meta @Shannith

I'm going offline now to watch the neverending story with taciturn DH.

Thank you for your interesting and diverse questions. Night

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DtPeabodysLoosePants · 04/10/2019 22:39

Wait! What? M&S do a toblerone?? Why did I not know this?! I've given up chocolate but I feel the need to buy one to see if the family like them as we all love the original version. My dad would have loved the fruit and nut one. In the interests of research I shall buy some next week.

AngusThermopyle · 04/10/2019 22:46

@WineIsMyCarb
😂😂
Sold. 😁

Apolloanddaphne · 04/10/2019 22:52

I understand this is probably the wrong place to ask this but what I really want to know is what the fuck have M&S done to their Percy Pigs? I stole one out of a bag DD had and it seemed all wrong. The taste and the texture were weird. Have they changed them to some uber healthy, middle class formulation?

ScrambledSmegs · 04/10/2019 22:55

I think they're all gelatine-free now, Apollo.

MrsMoastyToasty · 04/10/2019 23:00

As a non toblerone eater, would I be converted?

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