I'm eating a M&S 'toblerone'... AMA

[WineIsMyCarb]

As title says. It has closely positioned 'mountains', no palm oil and is going very nicely with my cuppa. DH has the fruit and nut version, because healthy.

It's got the chewy bits in, right? If I wanted to order online, what should the search term be?

Has it gone up a nostril yet as you try to bite it?

Should I get one tomorrow when I’m in town? And if so, which variety?

How big is it? Are we talking big, full-sized blocks or a more petit, handbag-sized snack?

Are the triangular pieces sufficiently pointed enough to make you fear for the integrity of your soft palate?

So many chewy bits! My teeth are totally clogged to shit with chewy bits. It's like a second choc bar to pick them out with my miserable bitten nails.
Am just at 'feeling slightly sick and only quarter of a cuppa left, but it's perfect drinking temp'.
So posting at quite a critical time really.

Search term is: Swiss chocolate: milk chocolate mountain bar. It's pale blue and white packaging (recyclable as card and foil!)

@BeeFarseer I'm a greedy fucker and I haven't managed to eat the whole thing. There are maybe 2 pieces left but I just can't. Would have felt cheated halfway through though.

I have somewhat tombstoney teeth and the gaps are perfect for wedging your two front teeth in and, feeling a crack, being only 90% sure that was the bar giving way. Heaven.

Sorry any dentists reading!

How does your husband rate the fruit and nut?

@SquitMcJit
I would go for the 'normal' one as I'm not grown up enough for dark choc and for like fruit in chocolate. Or booze in chocolate. Fruit and booze are totally different life categories and they shouldn't meet.

*don't like fruit in chocolate

Equilateral or isosceles?

@Ahundredpercentthatbitch
He says 'very highly'

Then... "can I have the remote?"

Not a chatty bugger, really!

@titchy
TRAPEZOID!!!
Pants heavily

Thorough. Nice.

Search term is: Swiss chocolate: milk chocolate mountain bar. It's pale blue and white packaging (recyclable as card and foil!)

Look, you’re giving too much away. I was about to ask whether it was dark, milk or white chocolate but you’ve already said without being asked. I have a feeling this will be one of the shortest AMAs ever if you give up all the details unprompted. There’s supposed to at least a little give and take. 😉

Top tip. Consider it done.

I too am not sufficient sophisticated for dark chocolate. I try hard to prefer it but I just don’t.

Ooooh. You've convinced me to seek some out.

Can I have a bit?

Is this your first M&S Mountain Bar. If not, has the quality gone to shite over the last few years like most other British chocolate, or is it holding up OK?

TRAPEZOID!!!

OMG!!!!

Fuck off @weasel!

Ask me another question @boatyardblues and I will answer one word at a time.

Smacks weasel's hand as it sneaks towards the last few chunks on the coffee table

It very possible is @boatyardblues (may I call you Boat?). But I have become extremely snobby about chocolate since slimy rank palm oil in it all and removing all flavour. I'm only snobby about that and people walking along the street shoving a pie in their gob, littering as they go, so my threshold snobbery is quite high.

Did you purchase it with your Sparks card @ 29.8% APR?

Oh I do love an M&S mountain bar!

If I had, Blue, I would have been 129.8% worth it.

Second maths gag of the evening... bows graciously

I licked it while you weren’t looking 👅