I’m a horse, ask me anything

[FancySquillium]

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What's your favourite, polos or apples?

Last time I saw a horse, it had a massive erection and kept smacking itself in the chest with its own penis. Was that you?

Did you kick the friend of a poster here the other day, causing her to have a bitchy reaction to an early morning text?

If you had only one meal for the rest of your life, be honest, would it really be hay?

Would you like a sugar lump?

Why the long face?

Hay there op!!

Why the long face?

A ha:

Pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

/Boomtish

Whoops! Sorry Slightly! I didn’t see that you had already posted that highly original saying.

S'alright Mimi it was bound to happen!

Whoa op, I hope you know what you are letting yourself in for!

SexNotJenga no, I was tragically gelded at a young age but that’s how stallions masturbate. I did manage to penetrate my sister (adoptive so that’s fine) and pump out some prostatic fluid though

PaulHollywoodsSexGut no I’ve never ever kicked a human 😇

dudsville honestly? No, I prefer to eat other horse’s tails

user1495884620 yes I would very much like a sugar lump! Thank you!

Slightlycoddled mimibunz Snowwontbelong 😊🏇🏼🏇🏼

Do you hate Christmas because you know it basically means you'll be carting at least an extra stone around due to your owners quality street /mince pie addiction?

bobstersmum 😂😂😂

What's it like having such a big dick!

It’s okay, gets a bit crusty from time to time but we’ve all been there amirite?

Livedandlearned difficult difficult lemon difficult 🤔 I’m going to say polos

Are you really a broom?

Hello geegee(gigi?)

In this age of political correctness, are you offended by the horsey song? Do you feel that it's exclusive of horses without tails that go swish, perhaps some horses dont have hoofs that go clippety clop?

Why do you feel the need to go into the field and roll in a load of mud after I’ve spent hours grooming you lovingly??

Why??

CleverWittyUsername I’m not a broom! I’m descended from Hyperion, the amazing tiny racehorse.

BrylcreamBeret a little, yes, my own tail is disappointingly sparse and sometimes I find myself malevolently chewing the fuller and more luxuriant tails of my field mates 😈

OurChristmasMiracle why do you feel the need to remove the mud I’ve so carefully plastered myself in? Why? Do you think it’s easy getting it all up the insides of my legs?

Mild name change fail there