AMA
SexNotJenga · 17/12/2018 19:44
Last time I saw a horse, it had a massive erection and kept smacking itself in the chest with its own penis. Was that you?
PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 17/12/2018 19:45
Did you kick the friend of a poster here the other day, causing her to have a bitchy reaction to an early morning text?
dudsville · 17/12/2018 19:45
If you had only one meal for the rest of your life, be honest, would it really be hay?
FlibbertyGiblets · 17/12/2018 19:46
A ha:
Pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
/Boomtish
mimibunz · 17/12/2018 19:47
Whoops! Sorry Slightly! I didn’t see that you had already posted that highly original saying. 
Santasushi · 17/12/2018 19:49
Whoa op, I hope you know what you are letting yourself in for!
FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 19:50
SexNotJenga no, I was tragically gelded at a young age but that’s how stallions masturbate. I did manage to penetrate my sister (adoptive so that’s fine) and pump out some prostatic fluid though
PaulHollywoodsSexGut no I’ve never ever kicked a human 😇
dudsville honestly? No, I prefer to eat other horse’s tails
user1495884620 yes I would very much like a sugar lump! Thank you!
Slightlycoddled mimibunz Snowwontbelong 😊🏇🏼🏇🏼
bobstersmum · 17/12/2018 20:01
Do you hate Christmas because you know it basically means you'll be carting at least an extra stone around due to your owners quality street /mince pie addiction?
FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:16
It’s okay, gets a bit crusty from time to time but we’ve all been there amirite?
FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:19
Livedandlearned difficult difficult lemon difficult 🤔 I’m going to say polos
BrylcreamBeret · 17/12/2018 20:26
Hello geegee(gigi?)
In this age of political correctness, are you offended by the horsey song? Do you feel that it's exclusive of horses without tails that go swish, perhaps some horses dont have hoofs that go clippety clop?
OurChristmasMiracle · 17/12/2018 20:31
Why do you feel the need to go into the field and roll in a load of mud after I’ve spent hours grooming you lovingly??
Why??
WhyDidIEatThat · 17/12/2018 20:32
CleverWittyUsername I’m not a broom! I’m descended from Hyperion, the amazing tiny racehorse.
BrylcreamBeret a little, yes, my own tail is disappointingly sparse and sometimes I find myself malevolently chewing the fuller and more luxuriant tails of my field mates 😈
WhyDidIEatThat · 17/12/2018 20:34
OurChristmasMiracle why do you feel the need to remove the mud I’ve so carefully plastered myself in? Why? Do you think it’s easy getting it all up the insides of my legs?
JenFromTheGlen · 17/12/2018 20:34
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