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I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything

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roadrunner11 · 15/09/2018 23:46

I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything.

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 09:39

Yeah the germs on the flush lever like to party hard. They end up getting washed down the basin with the hand washing on a regular basis so they party while they can

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Springwater1 · 16/09/2018 10:13

When I clean the bathroom this afternoon would you prefer I bleach the loo first and get it over and done with, or would you prefer me to leave the loo till last so you have to watch me clean around the bathroom killing all your germ friends?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 10:26

Neither of those options please.

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Springwater1 · 16/09/2018 10:32

That option wasn't in my question. Bleach first or bleach last?

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treaclesoda · 16/09/2018 10:37

@roadrunner11 I don't believe that you're hiding under the rim of a Mumsnetter's loo since midnight.

Everyone knows that MNers would have Zoflora-d the life out of you in the intervening ten hours. No germ survives for ten hours in a MN house...

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treaclesoda · 16/09/2018 10:40

Speaking of which. Would you rather meet your death smelling of Fresh Linen or Springtime?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 10:44

I don't want to be bleached though. I've heard it's awfully excruciating

Well under the rim I am. Perched up at an angle I hope gives me best hope of missing the bleach nozzle. I heard some germs downstairs being killed earlier but not the bathroom yet.

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 10:47

Why must you kill me? I'm doing no harm tucked up here

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treaclesoda · 16/09/2018 10:48

How do you feel about limescale? Friend or foe?

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ZaZathecat · 16/09/2018 10:50

Oh my God treacle I was just about to ask the very same!

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 10:50

Limescale makes a good fallout shelter. None here though.

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TheresSomebodyAtTheDoooorrr · 16/09/2018 10:52

I'm so sorry that DS decided to lick the toilet seat with his horrible big tongue earlier. That must have been terrifying for you

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Springwater1 · 16/09/2018 10:53

Still not answered my question you're making me angry now germ

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 10:56

Yeah, that was a bizarre turn of events somebody

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 10:56

Feel like I'm being ganged upon now

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treaclesoda · 16/09/2018 11:01

Do you have any feelings about those rim block things? Do you ever get the desire to perch on the edge of the plastic cage thing as a metaphorical two fingers (assuming that as a germ you don't have actual fingers?) to the cleaning industry?

The advertisers are very keen to tell us that those plastic things are an out and out party zone for your lot.

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 11:07

Yeah the rim blocks are a good hideout. The ones that aren't antibacterial are however. I have 1000's of little fingers. It's how we cling onto the porcelain.

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