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I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything

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roadrunner11 · 15/09/2018 23:46

I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything.

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FissionChips · 15/09/2018 23:49

Poo or pee germ?

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SageYourResoluteOracle · 15/09/2018 23:49
Grin
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roadrunner11 · 15/09/2018 23:57

Apparently I'm listeria

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todayiwin · 16/09/2018 00:01

Is everyone hammered tonight?!

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FissionChips · 16/09/2018 00:06

What can you see?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:10

There's a colony of ecoli to the left of me and a colony of salmonella to the right of me. They are nasty buggers though so I'm staying clear of them are though.

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Cheesemachine · 16/09/2018 00:23

Have you ever seen a loo brush?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:30

No. What's a toilet brush?

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FrayedHem · 16/09/2018 00:33

Have you ever encountered Domestos?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:35

No. What's domestos?

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FissionChips · 16/09/2018 00:38

If you could have one wish that came true, what would it be?

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FrayedHem · 16/09/2018 00:39

It kills all known germs. Be careful!

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PickAChew · 16/09/2018 00:43

Just let me know before you invite your 10 million siblings over for a family reunion, k?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:43

One wish? To be spared my life.

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:46

Please don't frayed I've got thousands of children up here under the rim aswell.

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firehousedog1 · 16/09/2018 00:53

Well don't look at me everyone. This germ is not in my toilet. I cleaned my lav earlier this evening Smile

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venuvichy · 16/09/2018 00:58

Do you make an effort to be transferred fecal-orally or do you just wait until you attach at random to something and hope you find your way into a digestive tract?

Are there other germs more ambitious than you?

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen since taking up residence under the toilet seat?

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:58

Nope. I'm not in your loo firehouse Grin

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 01:03

I mean no harm me.

The others here are plotting something though. Something about norovirus.

Worst thing I've seen? Three people's bums.

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firehousedog1 · 16/09/2018 01:34

I suspect someone will bleach you tomorrow. Night night Grin

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Rebecca36 · 16/09/2018 06:13

My rubber gloves are on and I'm coming after you! 1,2,3......

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 07:46

I'm immune to rubber gloves Grin

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firehousedog1 · 16/09/2018 07:55

You really are the turd that won't flush Grin

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roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 09:27

I mean no harm to anyone.

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DickensianHysteric · 16/09/2018 09:30

Do you ever hear from your pals up on the flush lever?

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