Dull person. Go ahead, ASK ME ANYTHING.

[MollyHuaCha]

No career.
No hobbies.
No friends.
No history of anything interesting.
No ambition.
I don't like much.
Or actually dislike much, now I think of it.
Haven't really done anything or been anywhere.

But do feel free to AMA.

Are you happy?

*Does the sheer and utter tedium of being in your company send people screaming into the vortex?

Which particular TV programmes do you sit mindlessly in front of the screen taking nothing in at all at?*

I think you're being a little greedy asking two questions, Mistress.

Vortex... the pressing issue for those who are interested is 'does the direction of the swirl of the bathtub vortex change when you move between Northern and Southern Hemispheres, and if so, has anyone ever transported an emptying bathtub over the equator to observe the phenomenon?'

But this is too exciting an issue for l'il ol' me.

Molly HuaCha

Oh, droll....very droll

(I can't remember who said that but I've always wanted an excuse to say it)

I like you😂

How is it in the Furchester?

Fave MN thread ever?

Are you telling the truth...the whole truth ....and nothing but the truth...coz I'm sensing porkies

How is it in the Furchester?

No idea what the Furchester is. Unless you mean my fur chester drawers? Which of course is a chester drawers to store my fur coats.

Do you put your ketchup on the side in a blob or all over your chips like a fucking heathen ?

Fave MN thread ever?

At first I thought you were complimenting this thread, halfwitpicker.

But then I came to my senses and realized you were giving me a question to answer. Any why not? This is, after all a (drumroll.....) AMAthread!

I have thought long and hard and I feel this is a clear winner for me. I do feel somewhat surprised it's not in classics.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/haveyouuseenpictures/2386738-please-tell-me-what-type-of-moth-this-is-please

Are you telling the truth...the whole truth ....and nothing but the truth...coz I'm sensing porkies

I can't answer this Summersnake as you omitted the question mark, therefore (being dull and all), I don't actually know if it's a question.

Do you put your ketchup on the side in a blob or all over your chips like a fucking heathen ?

I think it would be quite outing if I answer this, don't you?

(Please respect privacy. )

If you're let loose for an hour in town tomorrow...what would you do?

If you're let loose for an hour in town tomorrow...what would you do?

Sorry Languid. I have now closed this thread. It was getting too interesting.

Thanks everyone for your questions and allowing me to have my moment of on-trend AMA.