Dull person. Go ahead, ASK ME ANYTHING.

[MollyHuaCha]

No career.
No hobbies.
No friends.
No history of anything interesting.
No ambition.
I don't like much.
Or actually dislike much, now I think of it.
Haven't really done anything or been anywhere.

But do feel free to AMA.

What do you have?

Do you have a partner and/or children?

Favourite flavour of crisps?

What fills your mind?

Is Mumsnet not a hobby then?

What do you have?

Hmm... actually I think there might be some Earl Grey teabags in the cupboard.

Yup, here it... oh... it's empty.

What's your favourite shovel?

Do you have a partner and/or children?

I remember I had a partner once in country dancing at school! We did a few do-si-dos across the gym before launching into the May Day Gallop. I believe there were other children present at the time. Does that count?

What's your favorite humming noise?

Do you have a job?

Too dull to think of a witty reply to this question.

Favourite flavour of crisps?

Well this has to be Salt n' Shake.

Without the little salt bag.

Sometimes I omit the crisps too.

What fills your mind?

Responding to the posts in this thread is wonderfully fulfilling.

Are you happy?

Is Mumsnet not a hobby then?

What a complexly worded question for my little dull mind.

What's your favourite shovel?

My little poop scoop.

I may get a dog one day to go with it.

I like you. Do you want to start group for dullards?

What's it like working with Tracey Barlow?

Can you recommend me a really soft, comfy long lasting pillow? (I did post a thread but no one answered so atleast you have replies OP).

What's your favorite humming noise?

Well, it's probably the hum I do when I want to sing a song, but don't want to admit I only know the first two lines of it.

So it turns into a hum.

Until I forget the tune too.

Otherwise, it's a fridge.

Until I remember there's nothing in my fridge. So I turn it off, remembering to leave the door open, of course, to avoid mould formation.

A mouldy fridge would add too much excitement to my little dull life.

I like you. Do you want to start group for dullards?

I am the only dullard in the MN village I'm afraid.

What's it like working with Tracey Barlow?

Who? Sorry, no comprendo. I'm too dull for acquaintances.

Can you recommend me a really soft, comfy long lasting pillow? (I did post a thread but no one answered so atleast you have replies OP).

Hungarian goosedown from John Lewis. And I've no idea why anyone has replied to this thread either.

Does the sheer and utter tedium of being in your company send people screaming into the vortex?

Which particular TV programmes do you sit mindlessly in front of the screen taking nothing in at all at?