Im a Man Ask Me Anything

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Just that 40 year old Married Man Ask me anything ....

He is very methodical about it. He gets a flashlight (torch?) to look under things and in dark corners, organizes the area into sections, takes things out of the freezer or cabinets until he's sure it's not in that place, etc. It's impressive to watch him in action.

He works in IT and is very logical.

What/ who do you fantasise about while masturbating?

I think most men do not fantasise about their long term partner while doing it. How about you?

Ave,

I am unable to locate anything. Guilty

Aussie,

Various scenarios. Sometimes with the wife sometimes not.

Apologies if you have already been asked/answered, but do you watch porn and do you know if the majority of your male friends do?

Assasinate

Yes and Yes

Why don't you call your mother a little more often? Is it too much to ask? I had to hear you had been to the doctor about that ingrowing toenail third hand from your cousin Bea! (I gave her short shrift the little gossip, I can tell you)
I suppose That Woman keeps you busy with all these chores so you don't have much time to spare for your elderly mother, who could die at any time.

How do you know that your male friends do?

Assasinate because they recommend sites

So it's a normal topic of conversation amongst your male friends.

Does your wife know you watch porn and / or do you watch it with her?

Not regular but it comes up. Yes my wife knows and no we dont watch together

Do you worry all the time about your job?

Whooami yes !

Do you know Pan? He's a man.

Goldenburg - no

You sound almost exactly similar to my DH except he’s 47 and does less round the house tbh.

Would you prefer your wife to be working or at home?

Whooami - Yes id like her to. Extra cash would be nice and more importantly some independence / interest for her

Have you ever wolf whistled, cat called or shouted things at women who are minding their own business?

If you have an itch in your nether regions would you go full on scratch in public or would you wriggle and clench hoping it will go away?

Assasinate

No never. It makes me cringe

Troys, I depends how public ! I scratch away at home ! Out and about ill generally find somewhere discrete

I asked as there was a thread on here recently about a lady who was on a crowded train and had an itch. She was encouraged to scratch because "a man would do it".