Im a Man Ask Me Anything

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Just that 40 year old Married Man Ask me anything ....

Have you ever been tempted to cheat?

Do you masterbate?

Never cheated but temptation is there.

Yes i masturbate.

When i say temptation is there i mean there are circumstances where one can be tempted not that i am currently tempted by anyone in particular.

Would you pass the Billy Connolly test of a trustworthy man whereby, if left alone in a room with a tea cosy, you would always, always try it on for size?

Which man would you turn for?

I would try it on but i haven't seen a tea cosy since the 80s. My head is pretty big so Id know it wouldn't fit anyway

What brings you to Mumsnet?

Nah

Do your male friends know you are on mumsnet?

If you had to choose between PIV sex and blow jobs for the rest of your life, based purely on how they feel for you, which would you pick and why?

Wouldnt turn for any man. Im not gay or Bi

No thanks

PIV i dont particularly like Blow Jobs that much

Are you married? If so for how long? if a long time do you ever think - is this it?

you're married, sorry i didn't read that bit....

Ah you say that but my best friends husband is the straightest man i’ve Ever met and he got a bit carried away in the Drambuie a couple of weeks ago and told us if Will Smith turned up at the door... he’d certainly consider it.

On mumsnet because i googled a problem a while ago and it linked to mumsnet and i found interesting threads. Only visit occasionally

I though all men loved BJs.

When did you last do some housework without being asked to by a woman?

Married 15 years.

Quite happy so far ! Wouldn't remarry if the worst happened though.

Dubledore - i do probably more housework than my wife ! She does more family admin though and the washing

That doesn't answer my question!

Dumbledore - today / everyday I'm home.

What is sacred about geometry?