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I work in a chip shop.. what could anyone possibly want to know?!

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Chipshop123 · 01/07/2018 17:39

As above :)

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x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:09

cross postGrin

Chipshop123 · 01/07/2018 18:10

No eggs or onions. Our portions are generous- we love to see you full and happy.
-I prefer scraps to chips-.
Not confirming my location, busy enough without you guys coming in and quizzing me 😂

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x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:10

what about pea wet?

TheQueef · 01/07/2018 18:10

Red hot scraps loaded with salt that burn your fingertips......

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 01/07/2018 18:11

Oh thought of one
How do you clean the fryers?

My own DeepFat Fryer is a 4 litre Magimix . love it , but its a bugger to clean.
Do you soak them in something or boil them? Or is it just a case of detergent and a scrubby thing?

ILikeyourHairyHands · 01/07/2018 18:12

Queef is right, proper fish cakes are a South Yorkshire thing. DH was beyond flummoxed when he moved to Sheffield.

(That and breadcakes) .

x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:12

left of the fish even!

Starlightjazz · 01/07/2018 18:12

I want trade secrets to make the perfect chippie shop chips? Fresh potato or frozen? What type of potato? Cooking methods ie par cooked? Twice cooked?

Chipshop123 · 01/07/2018 18:12

Pea wet? No idea sorry!
We have cleaners in to do it. The range comes apart for cleaning.. every single night we clean everything removable. A specialist company does the rest. Hot soapy water works a dream. No fancy cleaning fluids for us :)

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Chipshop123 · 01/07/2018 18:14

Fresh pots every time. Maris Pipers are well loved.
Never twice cooked- though we did have a stage of people asking. It's a ball ache so no.
We're proper old school 😀

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x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:14

pea wet is the juice off the mushy peas , it might be a Bolton thing?

GorgeousJaws · 01/07/2018 18:16

I'm pretty close by in Rochdale x2boys and I've never heard pea wet.

Chipshop123 · 01/07/2018 18:16

No pea juice for us. We cook our peas from dried so no real juice left. I love chip shop idiosyncrasis from other places.

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 01/07/2018 18:16

Star perfect chips need the Heston Bluementhal Triple Cooked Method.

My DC friends used to ask me to make them chips when they visited, they were legendary Grin

x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:19

try it Gorgeous ? tis a delicacy Grin

TheQueef · 01/07/2018 18:20

Pea wet (or tomato dip/wet at breakfast time) is around in south yorkshire.

I have a big Dutch family and whenever they visit we celebrate with a chippy buffet. They seriously love it.

I can accept strange regional names for breadcakes but the fake fishcakes are just a disappointment.

GorgeousJaws · 01/07/2018 18:22

I'm going to ask for it! Grin

OrdinaryGirl · 01/07/2018 18:23

NOW I WANT FISH AND CHIPS. 😠

x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:24

i dare you to ask for fish ,chips ,scraps and pea wet? Grin

ineedwine99 · 01/07/2018 18:25

Do you mind when someone wants a fish with no batter? So floured then fried

TheQueef · 01/07/2018 18:26

Ask for paper wrap, not a tray.
The polystyrene makes the scraps sweat.

WindyWednesday · 01/07/2018 18:27

Now I want a fish and chips with scraps.

My local chippy owner told me that the scraps can spontaneously combust. They had a fire and it was due to that. She said there’s a very very slim chance of your scraps combusting on the way home.

GorgeousJaws · 01/07/2018 18:28

I think I'll just call it pea juice for starters, and them bits off t'fish Grin

x2boys · 01/07/2018 18:29

Gorgeous GrinGrin

ILikeyourHairyHands · 01/07/2018 18:31

Ha Queef, we also have a large Dutch family who insist on a visit to the chippy when they visit!