I’m beautiful - ask me anything

[Missbrick1]

I can provide relationship advice & beauty tips 😉

What is your favourite pizza topping?

I try to avoid pizza & carbs but cheese is my weakness. And truffle oil.

Do you consider your beauty more a curse than anything and wish you could be more like a normal woman? It’s both really, a curse in that people judge me & assume I stupid, vain & mean & I have to be extra nice & “on”!to not be seen as a bitch. I don’t have many female friends as all their husbands want me. However it’s opened a lot of doors & given me a great life.

Do you think Meghan should change her stylist, the poor cow? I think Im only 10 years older than her but the dress code on LI is awful. Cheap polyester & nylon shite. If Megan wants to nab a husband & not just a sex partner she needs to be a little more demure & fix her roots.

Tell us you're human OP. What's been the worse visual faux pas? Cracked heels in sandals, bog roll tucked in pants, laughing with your mouth full....cmon fess up!

Could you tell us a bit about your childhood, was school very difficult with all them less attractive children.
Where you poor ?

What do you say to other very beautiful women who don't think you're all that?

Have you taken the narcissist test?

Have you considered that men don't actually find you beautiful at all and the fact you make yourself so clearly available is why they want you?

What do you do with yourself all day?

Were you a beautiful baby /child or did,your beauty come on later?

When,were,you,at your most beautiful?

What do think of the cost of Trident ?

Are you a nationally recognised celeb OP......not just in the town of Chalfont St Giles?

Well as mentioned I have had some press so when people stop & stare or turn & look I’m unsure if it’s because they are in awe or recognise me.

Tell us you're human OP. What's been the worse visual faux pas? Cracked heels in sandals, bog roll tucked in pants, laughing with your mouth full....cmon fess up! I have left the toilet with loo roll on my shoe & walked around with spinach in my teeth once (so embarrassing) thank god for camera phones these days! I do have some tiny stretch marks from my implants & have a small scar on my leg. I’m not perfect.

Could you tell us a bit about your childhood, was school very difficult with all them less attractive children.
Where you poor ?

My mother wasn’t very attractive unlike her mother (which is who I look like). My mother also married rich but not well & he left for another women so we went from being pretty comfortable to poorish. My mother had to get a job when she had never worked before & was very resentful & bitter. I was privately educated (father paid) but I rarely saw him. I did enjoy school and the teachers loved me but some of the girls definitely disliked me. I was bullied a little in my teens as I never went through an awkward phase (no spots, frizzy etc) but the popular boys always like me so that shielded me in the main.

What do you say to other very beautiful women who don't think you're all that? I would think they were jealous then, I am always happy to compliment a fellow beauty.

Have you taken the narcissist test? I am confident & self aware, not narcissistic.

Have you considered that men don't actually find you beautiful at all and the fact you make yourself so clearly available is why they want you? Are you ugly? I’m sorry for your pain. Of course I’m not every mans type, some prefer brunettes etc. I’m not easy.

What do you do with yourself all day? Relax, lie down, feed myself grapes.

Were you a beautiful baby /child or did,your beauty come on later? Very ugly toddler & baby, a moon face. A cute child but too skinny, improved after 8 & got better.

When,were,you,at your most beautiful? Probably my late teens but I wasn’t aware of it so much then as was shy. I feel very confident & sexy now in my 30s but look late 20s.

What do think of the cost of Trident grin? I normally defer to my partner on such matters & he tells me it’s a complete waste of money.

Most definitely Samantha Brick

I really want to look beautiful what are your easy must do tips?

If an old woman offered you an apple and said "Go on take a bite" whilst grinning wickedly, would you eat it?

Life tips

1. Maintenance, facials, botox etc
2. Be very feminine & girly.
3. Marry well
4. Use that money to either keep yourself beautiful or make yourself beautiful
5. Get a new husband if necessary, particularly if you are now beautiful.
6. Keep yourself “sexy” so you keep your husband/partner

Beauty tips

1. 1.5 litres of water a day
2. Upon rising hot water with squeeze of lemon & coconut oil
3. Eat fruit after your meal, do not snack.
4. Always wear SPF & keep your face out of the sun.
5. A nude nail polish is a good way of looking polished but is low maintenance.
6. cleanse, tone & moisturise, I have done this since young. I use alcohol free toner.
7. After my shower I turn the water cold to keep cellulite at bay & always dry body brush before.
8. Get your eyebrows threaded

If an old woman offered you an apple and said "Go on take a bite" whilst grinning wickedly, would you eat it? Only if I had a death wish 😉

Do you think being so beautiful has stunted your development in other ways? (Ie social skills, intelligence, humility, kindness etc)

Will you send the link when your experiment appears in daily fail? Pls

Well my grades don’t reflect my intelligence as I didn’t really have to work hard as knew the outcome wouldn’t matter so much. I’ve never had an interview & not been offered a job for example. I think I have good social skills as I’m used to mingling with older people from a younger age. People like to believe if your beautiful you have to also be stupid & mean. I’m neither.

Old news!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html

Do you think a real life Gilead type Patrichial totalitarian state could ever come about like in The Handmaid's Tale and what are your thoughts on it?

So how do you become feminine and girly and is this not just irritating to people?

Do you think a real life Gilead type Patrichial totalitarian state could ever come about like in The Handmaid's Tale and what are your thoughts on it? Yes I think it could which is scary. I would hate it.

What are the downsides to your beauty, beyond making women jealous.

Say for instance you weren’t beautiful have you considered other ways you could serve humanity, make a living. Do you have any other talents ?

So how do you become feminine and girly and is this not just irritating to people?

Wear heels, dresses. Have long hair & giggle. Yes it is annoying because it’s stupid but men love it.