I’m beautiful - ask me anything

[Missbrick1]

I can provide relationship advice & beauty tips 😉

My least attractive personality trait? I think I can be a teeny bit judgemental & snobby.

I’ve lost count of the number of proposals I have had. My first was at 16, I said no. Ages have varied but I’ve always been attracted to older men who just happen to be powerful & rich.

What's the biggest engagement ring you've been give ? Did you keep it?

Is it all natural or have you been under the skilled hands of surgeon or Botox filler?

Women have come on to me but I believe they were all lesbians.

Of course beauty can be bought but one must look after themselves, be a little selfish, do not settle & above all have confidence & know your worth.

Are you built like a brick s**h house in rl?

How long do you spend enhancing your beauty each day? Presumably you don't need to spend long at all right?

How can I make my skin look young again (I am 103), I tried using polyfilla mixed with paint stripper and my nose fell off. What are your tips for a youthful wrinkle free skin without use of dangerous chemicals or boswellox (which is obviously unethical)?

Signed K.Kurri (Miss)

What do your farts smell like?

Do you get upgraded to business class often?

I pay for this myself now as in my 30s but have done in the past. I do dress very classic.

Describe your look please. Apart from very beautiful. Like hair colour eyes, celeb look a like, body etc.

I have wavy blonde hair, blue eyes & am tall. My figure is quite curvy I guess, I’m a natural pear shaped but have fake breasts to balance it out. I’m not super skinny & I don’t have abs.

Do you pick your nose secretly.

Of course, never in front of men.

.....thinking of starting my own thread "I have a neck like a turkey .....ask me anything". ......best décolleté or turkey neck treatment OP?

I do dress very classic.

Do you wear a sash over your bikini?
Do you like animals and hope for world peace?

No I think miss world etc is tacky & the UK contestants are not especially beautiful.

I only like small dogs but I think we all would like world peace.

my sister told me a poem once: "I love myself I think I am grand I love to sit and hold my hand I put my arm around my waist when I get fresh I slap my face" I think (hope) you have your tongue behind your teeth & you are trying to get a rise. Very funny - are you a bloke by any chance?

What's your guilty pleasure OP?......everyone has at least one!

Do you get approached and asked for your number when out and about (not clubbing or bars) or just stared at by intimidated guys When I used to go out clubbing etc (too old now) I was only ever approached by older guys. Younger men would talk to my friends but never me. I did think I was maybe ugly for a while but think I was actually intimidating.

How do you find the energy to be funny in this heat?

do you put hours of thought into perfecting a ‘I just threw this on but somehow manage to look absolutely fabulous’ look, or do you prefer to go for a ‘I know I look high maintenance bit WOW I look amazing’ look.

This is soooooo funny!

Are you Amanda Holden OP?

Thong, boy shorts, hipsters or hip huggas?

Enjoying this thread

What's the biggest engagement ring you've been give ? Did you keep it?

A 2 carot emerald cut diamond ring. (approx 20k) which I still have from my last marriage. I love diamonds!

Is it all natural or have you been under the skilled hands of surgeon or Botox filler?

I’ve had breast implants & like Yasmin le Bon I have botox in my forehead but only a teeny bit around my eyes (looks more natural). That’s it at the moment. I do have facials & use expensive creams. I wouldn’t ever have lip fillers I think they always look fake.

Do you feel bad for the number of cars that crash into each other when the drivers are dazzled by your beauty?
You are probably single-handedly responsible for the whallopingly high insurance premiums in your city .

Do you feel sorry for us less gorgeous mortals?

Do you get cars stopping in the middle of the road, not at crossings or anything, to let you cross, and everyone around tilting their heads and saying "aaahhh" as you cross over, and that sort of thing?

Do you still look beautiful if you have no sleep for a week?

And what about if you go for a run on a really hot day?