I’m beautiful - ask me anything

[Missbrick1]

I can provide relationship advice & beauty tips 😉

Well you will never be beautiful if you eat lots of sausages!

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, how do profoundly blind people perceive you?

I’ve been told that my aura is beautiful & that I smell & feel beautiful so any blind person in close proximity to me has also been attracted to me.

Do women hate you?!

Yes, even my own mother

Do men love you?

I have no female friends as they are jealous of me.

@SoNotaWendy, lol, I had a friend like that. She once informed me that "Women hate me because their men love be because I'm beautiful".
She wasn't. Women hated her because she kept sleeping with their men.

Do you get lots of freebies?

😏

I’m very feminine & girly & most men seem to enjoy been around me. All my friends are male.

HildaZelda Unfortunately I have slept with a few men who were still attached however they were very unhappy & it wasn’t my fault.

Do you ever have to take the day off work because you get so bluwm away by your reflection first thing in the morning that you can't talk ie move?

What is the kindest thing you did today?

Are you Megan from Love Island?🤣

Adviceplease360

I tend to get a large coffee if ordering a medium, stuff like that. Or if at restaurant & I order a dish the coulis or jus is sometimes shaped into a heart etc

It probably shapes itself into a heart

Are you married?

Racecardriver 😂😂 I don’t work as my beauty has attracted a man rich enough to keep me in the style I deserve. However I sometimes catch site of myself in a photo or shop window & think Wow!

How dare you assume my identity OP!

I think I bumped into you the other day.

SleepingStandingUp

I helped a neighbour by washing his aston martin. Plus I topped up my tan!

EmmaSwann

Please don’t compare me to such a vulgar creature! Plus her beauty is all bought where I have only had a little help.

Aridane I am not currently married as I’m still recovering from my last divorce (my 2nd divorce). I have a lovely partner & he does ask me regularly but I’m not sure yet.

SamanthaBrique

Please, there is only one Ms Brick & I is she.

Ofthread This is exactly the type of jealousy I always attract.