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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 29/07/2023 02:49

ENOUGH NOW!

I have had enough.

We are witnessing
Something akin to
the worlds
longest
toddler tantrum.

On steroids.

I’m sick of the constant witch hunts.
Tired of the inflammatory slurs.

Appalled at the encroachment.
Into our spaces.
Our words.
Our lives.

I am mortified at their behaviour.

The outrage
when someone
dares to have
a dissenting point of view.

Their uncritical thinking.

A collective inability to write
even a few coherent words
on a tatty piece of cardboard.

Those whiny whinging narcissists.

Constantly demanding that
EVERYBODY
acquiesce to the whims
of the most vulnerable
and the so sooooo oppressed.

Make it stop.

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Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2023 23:01

Sales keep sneaking in when I'm not looking that 444 goes with this current total for this month

13 paperback and 10 e-book

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 27/07/2023 22:08

More sold!

Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2023 11:19

Caught a nice number when checking the total since we started

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Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 26/07/2023 21:33

Keir.

Says women are adult,
human, female.
But is happy,
to let trans prevail,
If trans women are women,
It’s to no avail,
Keir it’s women,
that you fail.

This is not a poem.

Boiledbeetle · 26/07/2023 20:26

current monthly figures

12 paperback and 9 e-book

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Boiledbeetle · 25/07/2023 21:02

Totally unrelated but as it's my thread I can do what I like

Was just doing something Twitter related for Bill with the following and as I happen to really like the poem I'm posting it here as well.

A GLASS OF SYRAH

We shall leave you footprints in your sand,
Everlasting ripples on your pond,
Horizons infinite beyond your land
And for your hopes a what-you-wish-for wand;
We shall leave you all that we have built,
All that we have dreamt and then made true;
We shall not bequeath you debt nor guilt -
Where anything was owed we paid our due;
We shall leave romances in your sky,
Poems shouting words of love, not loss,
Songs and tunes to lift you by and by,
A hoard of golden thoughts all washed of dross;
We ask for little; just one thing we crave -
Please spill a glass of Syrah on our grave

Bill Homewood
March 2020

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ArcaneWireless · 25/07/2023 18:11

When you double down and see no ill
When the tale of assault gathers pace
Just know we won’t swallow your bitter pill
You don’t choose to stop fists with your face.

Boiledbeetle · 25/07/2023 09:54

Oh an encore @ArcaneWireless thank you muchly. I really must start on doing something with these soon. I haven't counted up lately but I reckon we might be getting near to a books worth. It should at least be enough that I can start working out what my game plan is.

@SinnerBoy I know! The police still don't seeming to be learning that it's not OK for men to assault women!

In other news

https://twitter.com/TheBoiledbeetle

Look at the pretty followers number

And as an added bonus whilst checking the above link worked I got a following and followers screenshot, both with palindrome numbers!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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SinnerBoy · 25/07/2023 08:05

You what? She needs to complain to the PCC and the arsehole who decided "nothing to see here" needs to be disciplined.

FFS!

ArcaneWireless · 24/07/2023 22:54

A slap on the wrist? min ye’re funnin’
A chiel hittin’ weemin needs shunnin’
The law needs re-settin’
The impression ah’m gettin’
Is that this man just ain’t brave and
stunnin’

Boiledbeetle · 24/07/2023 22:31

😍

the Bastard police have let the thug off and released the information to the news without even telling the woman who was assaulted.

You aren't the only one ragin!@ArcaneWireless

https://twitter.com/DarcyWAHF/status/1683496040937209859?s=19

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ArcaneWireless · 24/07/2023 22:23

Ragin.

Wheesht o’ the weemin in the park
Fan ane’ o’ the chiels took the nark
He grabbed at her banner
Decided to tan her
The intention wiz there and wiz stark

But the thing aboot those fae oor toon
Is we winnae be seen lyin’ doon
Tae them that’s sae tough
We’ve a’ had enough
Know the granite is ours - silly loon

For them that think muscley flexes
Can convince us all o’ yer new sexes
I’ve got news ya prince
Yer heid’s full o’ mince
For us wimmin are made wi twa x’s

Boiledbeetle · 23/07/2023 20:13

@CyclingSam thanks for posting your wonderful modern version of the Gambler! A lovely addition to what will be volume 2 at some point.

Goes off singing new words!

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Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 23/07/2023 20:11

@CyclingSam

Thankyou mam! That’s excellent!

CyclingSam · 23/07/2023 18:11

As it happens I'm currently half under a duvet as I hit Post.

The Bluffer
On a warm summer's eve
On a train bound for Brighton
I met up with a wokester
We were both too tired to sleep
So we both kept on staring
At our phones, and at Twitter
Then outrage overtook us
And we began to tweet.

He typed "Trans women are women
They belong in women's spaces
From prison cells to bike races
Hashtag NoDebate
You'd better use those pronouns
Or your face we'll be punching
You're on the wrong side of history
We don't need your advice."

It was all too much to swallow
And I have my share of bottle
So I rolled my sleeves up
And got ready to fight
The night was deathly quiet
Just the sound of fingers tapping:
If you're gonna play this game boy,
You're gonna lose; I'll tell you why –

You surely know who's a woman
Know who is fakin'
These mistakes you're makin'
Are hurting everyone
You will forget John Money
When you want to bed a honey
You'll tune out their Crying Game
When you want some fun.

Now every human knows
That the secret to survival
Is half of us with small gametes
And half of us with big
Just don't be a tosser
If your hand seems like a loser
The best body is the one you have
You'll die with those genes.

He didn't take this kindly
But I'm almost out of time here
My logic it had crushed him
Still he tweeted on.
The truth is not transphobic
Reality's addictive
Take these final words with you:
They're bluffing, and they'll lose.

You surely know who's a woman
Know who is fakin'
These mistakes you're makin'
Are hurting everyone
You will forget John Money
When you want to bed an adult human female
You'll tune out their Crying Game
When you want some fun.

Refrain as needed.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4854139-the-bluffer-parody-of-the-gambler

The Bluffer (parody of The Gambler) | Mumsnet

Some of us chronicle gendermentalness in post after devastating post; others of us pace in the front garden with Kenny Rogers on a loop in our brain,...

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Boiledbeetle · 23/07/2023 09:11

😁 I'm going to look like a Tunnocks tea cake soon!

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TheBiologyStupid · 23/07/2023 00:56

Boiledbeetle · 22/07/2023 21:02

Tunnock poems net good results!!!!

Brilliant - enjoy the fruits (well, not exactly...) of your labours! Very much deserved.

Boiledbeetle · 22/07/2023 21:23

In book related news

currently 10 paperback and 9 e-book sales this month

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Boiledbeetle · 22/07/2023 21:21

Waitwhat23 · 22/07/2023 21:20

Whaaaat! How?!

I'm guessing sales are up as a result of your efforts Boiled!

They liked my Tunnock inspired poems and asked for my address, and then this turned up this morning!

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Waitwhat23 · 22/07/2023 21:20

Whaaaat! How?!

I'm guessing sales are up as a result of your efforts Boiled!

Boiledbeetle · 22/07/2023 21:02

Tunnock poems net good results!!!!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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SinnerBoy · 22/07/2023 04:38

👏

Boiledbeetle · 21/07/2023 20:53

After yesterday's sky interview

THE INTERVIEW

Iain Anderson went on TV,
but was no match for Beth Rigby.
He looked in shock
and went off half cock,
unable to sound coherent
as a genderwoo adherent.

He couldn’t get his answers out,
yet did a good line in facial pout.
He ummed and ahhed like it’s a sport,
glib excuses were his retort.
If the top of stonewall sounds so daft
I dread to think how they are staffed.

The support dog is now on overtime
after Iain’s almighty non-sublime
witterings of total incoherence.
His words showed up such impotence.
Just general buzz words were his stance,
as we all looked on with complete askance.

I bet he wished he hadn’t bothered.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/07/2023 23:28

A slower month but still selling slowly...

9 paperbacks and 7 e-book so far this month

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