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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2023 19:05

Thankfully it's the pages on the right of the photo that need corrections!

And I love you all, but I am so so sick of the 161 poems in this book.

I'm calling it quits for the night. If I start trying to make the changes now I'll just fuck it up as my eyesight has got to the going all squiffy stage of the day.

I've just remembered I've got to do the bloody cover tomorrow as well.

Bollocks.

May be Tuesday before the proof gets ordered.

I'm sure an extra day of waiting won't kill any of you.

And cervix after having just read some of your poems as they are in the last chapter no don't let your daughter get her dad a copy for Christmas!!!!

And I don't really want to start another thread before the new book comes out. So I'll do my updates over on the Tunnocks thread to save some posts so I can link this thread to the new one when it gets created.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4873557-tunnocks-thread-2?page=6

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Britinme · 22/10/2023 13:14

Well done Beetle!

CervixSampler · 22/10/2023 11:47

I'll be ordering 5 copies. My mum will be like 😳🤯🫣😱 but there's her daughter and granddaughter's work in there. Probably best GingerbreadCookieDough doesn't but her dad a copy!

BonfireLady · 22/10/2023 11:09

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2023 09:29

It's nearly done. I've got to go through the entire thing today to pick up the hopefully very few remaining fuck ups then tomorrow I'll be ordering the proof which takes about a week ish to arrive.

So if all goes to plan we are looking at the very end of October/ start of November to be on sale.

And now I'm off back to my dungeon to do this.

Woo hoo!
Well done 👏👏👏👏
As an aside, I'm finding the whole process of how a book like this comes together really interesting. I also enjoy the fact that I'm getting au fait with terms from the publishing industry. Like "fuck ups".

CervixSampler · 22/10/2023 10:41

Yay! Can't wait!

IcakethereforeIam · 22/10/2023 10:27

Well done @Boiledbeetle I'm so excited 😊

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2023 10:06

😍 😘 to all of you they weren't there when i started typing!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2023 10:05

@LarkLane thank you x

My reward when this is done is going to be reading the jo Phoenix threads and tribunal tweets from start to finish.

I've missed everything going on the last few weeks.

Right back to my hovel with a cup of tea and a red pen that hopefully doesn't get much use. Although i have just spotted a mistake in the bloody acknowledgements page so it's off to a great start!

Ughhhhhh!

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ArcaneWireless · 22/10/2023 10:04

Big mwah x

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Waitwhat23 · 22/10/2023 10:03

All hail the Great Beetle!

(Bit of Ryan for you)

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LarkLane · 22/10/2023 09:57

Thanks for all that you do Beetle,

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2023 09:29

It's nearly done. I've got to go through the entire thing today to pick up the hopefully very few remaining fuck ups then tomorrow I'll be ordering the proof which takes about a week ish to arrive.

So if all goes to plan we are looking at the very end of October/ start of November to be on sale.

And now I'm off back to my dungeon to do this.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 12/10/2023 08:28

At least I didn't get pictures of pans of beetles in boiling water on top of a stove! So there's that!

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SinnerBoy · 12/10/2023 07:54

I feel sorry for the pickled beetles!

Boiledbeetle · 12/10/2023 00:28

https://twitter.com/RoseInWanderla1/status/1712240359785341014?s=19

Rose just did me AI Boiledbeetle drawings.

They are so cool!

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ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 23:27

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Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 23:04

ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 22:22

my ex came back from an exercise with his eyebrows shaved off after an end-ex night out in Germany.

I just knew he looked funny. It took me two days to realise because I was concentrating on the hatchet job they’d done on his hair….

It's probably have not noticed missing eyebrows!

I once spent an evening out with my then boyfriend, kept looking at him, I knew something was different, but couldn't put my finger on what it was.

It was only much later in the nights activities that i realised he'd shaved his beard off and I now had stubble rash!

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ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 22:22

my ex came back from an exercise with his eyebrows shaved off after an end-ex night out in Germany.

I just knew he looked funny. It took me two days to realise because I was concentrating on the hatchet job they’d done on his hair….

Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 22:19

ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 22:13

Bless you flower. I recommend your favourite treat, your fave beverage and your favourite telly. There is always tomorrow flower 😘

That has been my day more or less!

I am at the point where I've read all the poems quite a few times now, so I miss the mistakes as my brain just thinks oh you've read that before and skips over it all.

I found a woman (not one of yours) that I'd accidentally deleted the w off the front of it and I could see there was a mistake but it took three readings to work out what the mistake was. At that point I thought it best to stop!

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ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 22:13

Bless you flower. I recommend your favourite treat, your fave beverage and your favourite telly. There is always tomorrow flower 😘

Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 22:07

ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 21:27

Sorry.

In my defence there are a few variations - I’m not just making women up. And I probably have a couple more. Change if you feel it appropriate lovely x. Wumman. Weemin. Wimmen. Yadda yadda.

Sorey. 😈 x

Oh thank God. All spellings of woman are legitimate! (Even if not all people claiming the word are)

I'm being unfair it wasnt that that stopped me. I just hit poem overload at some point this morning and realised I needed a day off!

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ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 21:28

Sorrie x

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ArcaneWireless · 10/10/2023 21:27

Sorry.

In my defence there are a few variations - I’m not just making women up. And I probably have a couple more. Change if you feel it appropriate lovely x. Wumman. Weemin. Wimmen. Yadda yadda.

Sorey. 😈 x

Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 21:18

I haven't got much done today.

I was to rocked by finding a third spelling of woman in Arcanes poems!

It's just all too Much!

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ArcaneWireless · 09/10/2023 22:49

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