You’re confusing differences in devolved policy with the ability to collect national statistics.
The UK absolutely is a country. It’s a sovereign state made up of four constituent countries. Being a political union doesn’t somehow prevent it from being a country.
The fact that Scotland has different tax bands, tuition fees, laws or public services doesn’t make UK-wide statistics impossible. It makes them more important, because they allow us to compare outcomes across different parts of the UK.
By your logic, we couldn’t produce UK-wide poverty statistics because housing costs differ between London and Newcastle. We couldn’t calculate average household income because wages differ between regions. And we couldn’t produce national life expectancy figures because healthcare outcomes differ between communities.
That’s not how statistics work.
And several of your claims are misleading anyway.
- Water: Scottish households do pay for water and sewerage. Charges are generally collected through council tax bills. Not receiving a separate bill doesn’t make water free. In fact Scottish Water – Household Charges 2026/27 shows the average annual charge as being £532
- University: Free tuition for eligible Scottish students doesn’t mean Scottish millennials have no student debt. Maintenance loans still exist.
- Rail: Public ownership doesn’t automatically mean cheaper fares. You’d need actual fare comparisons to establish that.
- Dentistry: Having an NHS dental system doesn’t mean everyone can actually access an NHS dentist accepting patients. Public Health Scotland - Dental Data confirms that even though 95% of people in Scotland are registered with NHS Dental, only 61% have actually been able to access it in the last two years. But again this is irrelevant because it doesn’t tell us anything about pensioners.
- Buses: Free travel for eligible age groups is a policy difference, not evidence that UK-wide economic statistics are invalid.
- Government: Scotland has its own devolved government, but it is also governed by the UK Parliament on reserved matters. Westminster decisions absolutely affect Scotland.
Most importantly, UK-wide statistics aren’t automatically English statistics just because England has the largest population. They’re weighted to reflect the population being measured.
You could potentially legitimately argue that UK averages conceal important differences between Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and England. That’s why regional and national breakdowns exist.
But claiming UK-wide statistics are impossible because Scotland has different policies is simply a misunderstanding of what an average is.
You’re arguing against the existence of national statistics, not demonstrating that any of the figures are wrong.
But ALL of that stuff you mention is irrelevant because it literally is about policies from one part of the UK to the next…that doesn’t tell us anything about what we have been discussing, and it doesn’t change anything about financial statistics for pensioners.
I can do this with you as many times as you want, but it won’t change the facts about pensioners. And referring to them as ‘my stats’ is quite misleading given they are published facts that are provided by governments and financial think tanks.