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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 29-Nov-12 19:25:56

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.


How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? wink

<<offers arns>>

EduCated Sun 02-Dec-12 22:34:59

We need to tempt them in. Here goes...


ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Sun 02-Dec-12 22:41:51




HQ please give us a song and I will shut the fuck up, I promise.

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 02-Dec-12 22:46:43


HQ you have not just let yourself down but you have let the ENTIRE site down, are you happy now? sad

We only wanted as song.

Is that really too much to ask?

It is Christmas after all.

sad sad sad

Tsk, it's Sunday Night, I'm tone deaf and I'm here on my own.

You SO don't want this to happen.

ValPolliandtheIvy Sun 02-Dec-12 22:54:07

Just for you Shaky...
thankssmilesmilesmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmile thankssmilesmilesmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmilethanks
thanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanks thanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanks

EduCated Sun 02-Dec-12 23:00:51

Val, you are my hero.

StateofConfusion Sun 02-Dec-12 23:07:44

Shit that hurts my eyes!

If they don't sing, do I have call it Judas instead?

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Sun 02-Dec-12 23:16:25

<bursts in>
There's hope!!!!!!

I've been reporting too. Olivia just emailed me to say she has her thinking cap on.


SledYuleCated Sun 02-Dec-12 23:30:33

grin grin grin

Can we all declare our belief in Olivia a la Miracle on 34th St?


<pops back in>

Here to cheer on HQ!!

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Sun 02-Dec-12 23:43:05

Bonkey & Shaky, we must kidnap EduCated and make her a Puddlehumper. She'd fit in nicely.

SledYuleCated Sun 02-Dec-12 23:51:44


ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Sun 02-Dec-12 23:58:03

<grabs EduCated and drags to the puddle>

High fives everyone!!!

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Sun 02-Dec-12 23:59:09

Val that is awesome!

StateofConfusion Sun 02-Dec-12 23:59:28

Olivia always was my favourite.

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 03-Dec-12 00:05:29

I have just reported myself again. I'm dead I tell ya!

If you don't hear from me again it's because I have been banned by MNHQ for harassment sad

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Mon 03-Dec-12 02:22:43

I wouldn't worry, Shaky. If MNHQ were going to ban people for harrassment, they'd have banned me when I set the zombies on them.

SledYuleCated Mon 03-Dec-12 07:43:22

If you're going to kidnap me can you link me to where I'm to be gel hostage? <lazy>

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Mon 03-Dec-12 08:19:00

<wraps Sled in warm fluffy fleece, throws over shoulder and runs to Puddle

Don't think of it as being held hostage. Think of it as being an honoured guest. We'll give you breakfast and everything.

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 07-Dec-12 12:47:54

<wanders in, looks around>

I haven't been trained for this...

<wanders out again>

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune Fri 07-Dec-12 14:03:49

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on grin

GodMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 07-Dec-12 14:10:03


What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on grin


TheSecretSantaDNCOP Fri 07-Dec-12 14:14:37


I need to ask your omnipotence a question if I may so humbly petition you?

Does peter Andre really love his kids?

SledYuleCated Fri 07-Dec-12 15:57:32

Bloody hell, GodMumsnet? <faints>

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Fri 07-Dec-12 15:59:15

Yep. Omnipresent and omnipotent, but doesn't answer questions.


TheDoctrineOfSnatch Fri 07-Dec-12 16:00:12

Of course not, Secret. He REALLY REALLY loves them.

<borrows God's Deputy badge>

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