Haikus for the Lost

[FizzyGreenWater]

MIL on the long pole
Still got it at fifty six
Smash goes the artwork

[PanPanPanPing]

[didsomeonesaybunny]

I love a haiku thanks for sharing!

Here’s my offering:

Thanks for the freedom;
I felt joyless for so long;
Out of this threesome

[iklboo]

Three loads of washing
The basket is now empty
Arrghhh damn his gym gear

[ThrillitDontkillit]

Balsamic mushrooms
So tangy, juicy and warm.
A lunchtime delight.

[charliesweb]

20 reports done
6 more to go and planning
Sun is shining, damn

[charliesweb]

That was my first ever attempt at a Haiku. You inspired me (and I'm avoiding report writing and planning )

[FizzyGreenWater]

Boxroom, the boxroom
Once a pointer to foul trolls
Now a place to sob

[SaucyJack]

Sunny day, so why?
Am I chatting shit on here,
When I should go out?

[FizzyGreenWater]

Shame on you Tom Jones
May ten stage fulls of knickers
Crush you from on high

[AbsolutelyBeginning]

@FizzyGreenWater

[RatOnnaStick]

Children gave me lip.
Now I have a headache so -
Paracetamol

[AbsolutelyBeginning]

High breasts on pert youth
Defying gravity now
But too soon will fall

[AbsolutelyBeginning]

Dreams of motherhood
Even sixty not too late
Thanks to new science

[ThrillitDontkillit]

Flower in a cup.
A porcelain reservoir.
Picked by chubby hands.

[RubyLux]

Girl wakes grumpily
The same every lunchtime nap
Mind and heart maelstrom.

[yousignup]

Husband not sober
Alcohol his biggest love
Stop pissing yourself

[lardymclardy]

I thought you meant for people who had died - for my Nan:

I miss you so much
The lasagne was rubbish
I'd pay for it now.

[AdaColeman]

A quiet Sunday
As they all are recently.
Life slips past me now.

[FizzyGreenWater]

Campers are too close
Guy lines set to boil my piss
Time to free the hounds

[FizzyGreenWater]

Lardy the title was because the MIL thread was deleted! - so lost threads - trying to get in under the TAAT radar...

but now it blossoms
thread takes on its own sweet life
haiku what you want

[PanPanPanPing]

Neighbours with barbecue
I hate you so much
I don't care if it's Summer

(sorry, I've got no idea how to make a Haiku !)

[lardymclardy]

Ohhh thank you Fizzy

Just of to the shop
My big rucksack swaying
Ready to knock twats

[PanPanPanPing]

PS - I don't hate any neighbours with barbecues, but another MNer does - apparently!

[ScreamingValenta]

Carrying baby
Leaning on washing machine
Enjoying her book

[BeeFarseer]

Horrible neighbour
Their car over your driveway
They park where they like.