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He’s perfect in every way except......

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Yourblogness Sat 25-Jan-20 11:52:44

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”



AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

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BadLad Sat 25-Jan-20 11:54:02

Could be worse. I say "the gremlin".

AllergicToAMop Sat 25-Jan-20 11:54:40


SandyY2K Sat 25-Jan-20 11:56:18

Tell him to stop because you don't like it.

If he doesn't, then cut and run.

MissSmith1 Sat 25-Jan-20 11:57:11

Call his penis his winkle

TheVanguardSix Sat 25-Jan-20 11:57:38

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

Yourblogness Sat 25-Jan-20 11:57:56

I’ve told him to stop. He is trying. It just seems to slip out.

Mary ffs.

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Disquieted1 Sat 25-Jan-20 11:58:01

As in 'typhoid'?

TheVanguardSix Sat 25-Jan-20 11:58:13

Call his penis his winkle

Or Kevin.

LuluBellaBlue Sat 25-Jan-20 11:58:48


Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

>> That’s made me laugh so hard! Thank you for brightening my day 😂😂😂

FamilyOfAliens Sat 25-Jan-20 11:58:56

Tell him your mum’s name is Mary grin

TheVanguardSix Sat 25-Jan-20 11:59:52

It just seems to slip out.

How often are you guys talking about... Mary? A lot?

Whynosnowyet Sat 25-Jan-20 12:00:45

It's Mary in our house..
By my dc!!
Tbf my ex and current dh have different names for a penis which took some getting used to.
If he has other good qualities (wink) I would give him a chance to use a more preferable name!!

BofaDeeznutz Sat 25-Jan-20 12:01:16

I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used.

TheVanguardSix Sat 25-Jan-20 12:01:22

There's Something About Mary.

tweedler Sat 25-Jan-20 12:02:05

One of DH's friends refers to his DW's as 'the void'. That, I could not tolerate.

I don't think Mary is so bad. But I would have to call his Joseph.

managedmis Sat 25-Jan-20 12:02:58

But what's the actual context? Maybe give us a sentence?

Yourblogness Sat 25-Jan-20 12:03:55

*I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used*

“Your Mary feels so good tonight”

Apologies for anyone eating lunch

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Gingernaut Sat 25-Jan-20 12:04:01

Does his penis have a name?

LigPatin Sat 25-Jan-20 12:04:03

As in all vaginas are "Marys" or yours specifically is nicknamed Mary?

Bipbipbipbip Sat 25-Jan-20 12:05:04

Can't wait to slip my Joseph into your Mary.

Like that OP?

KC225 Sat 25-Jan-20 12:05:13

Start referring to his penis by his FATHER'S name and say your mum's second name is Mary

Doyoumind Sat 25-Jan-20 12:05:56

He wouldn't have been in their again after he'd called mine a Mary the first time.

CollaterlieSistersSister Sat 25-Jan-20 12:05:57

It’s not shorter form of Hairy Mary is it??

Yourblogness Sat 25-Jan-20 12:06:06

@Gingernaut, nowt wrong with a bog standard cock.

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