He’s perfect in every way except......

Could be worse. I say "the gremlin".

😂

Tell him to stop because you don't like it.

If he doesn't, then cut and run.

Call his penis his winkle

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

I’ve told him to stop. He is trying. It just seems to slip out.

Mary ffs.

As in 'typhoid'?

Call his penis his winkle

Or Kevin.

TheVanguardSix

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

>> That’s made me laugh so hard! Thank you for brightening my day 😂😂😂

Tell him your mum’s name is Mary

It just seems to slip out.

How often are you guys talking about... Mary? A lot?

It's Mary in our house..
By my dc!!
Tbf my ex and current dh have different names for a penis which took some getting used to.
If he has other good qualities () I would give him a chance to use a more preferable name!!

I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used.

There's Something About Mary.

One of DH's friends refers to his DW's as 'the void'. That, I could not tolerate.

I don't think Mary is so bad. But I would have to call his Joseph.

But what's the actual context? Maybe give us a sentence?

*I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used*

“Your Mary feels so good tonight”

Apologies for anyone eating lunch

Does his penis have a name?

As in all vaginas are "Marys" or yours specifically is nicknamed Mary?

Can't wait to slip my Joseph into your Mary.

Like that OP?

Start referring to his penis by his FATHER'S name and say your mum's second name is Mary

He wouldn't have been in their again after he'd called mine a Mary the first time.

It’s not shorter form of Hairy Mary is it??

@Gingernaut, nowt wrong with a bog standard cock.