To ask what in the holy hell have I just been served?

[HashtagTeamRaven]

It looks like rat. Please tell me it isn't rat?
I've eaten many a strange thing in my day (I have a weird job that often requires me to) but feel like rat would be a new low.

For context, I'm in Russia and was served it by a non English speaking Housekeeper who I suspect doesn't like me much.

it's rat isn't it?

[ReflectionsofParadise]

Guineapig?

[Ichbinstoltz]

I can only see two legs though so would be going with some kind of poultry. Have you got a translate app? You have to find out!

[IJustLostTheGame]

Sorry OP. It does look suspiciously like a rat.

www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/18/hot-rat-is-so-hot-right-now-moscow-falls-for-the-rodent-burger

[Chickychoccyegg]

looks disgusting....don't eat it !!!!!! x

[WontonSoupForTheSoul]

Definitely rodent, judging by the shape of the front legs.

Tail looks quite thick, so I’d guess rat too.

[HashtagTeamRaven]

It has a tail though, that thing at the end that's kind of stripey is a rubber texture, just like a bald tail...

[GreyGardens88]

Maybe duck? Have you tasted it?

[OverTheHedgeSammy]

If she says it's something that sounds like "Krisa" then it's a rat...

[PetuliaBlavatsky]

Looks like a rat to me. The tail is very suspicious. Where are the back legs though?

[ReflectionsofParadise]

Can you not just use google translate and ask her?

[OverTheHedgeSammy]

Ask "shto etta?"

[HashtagTeamRaven]

She's disappeared off somewhere so I'd have to ask tomorrow, though not sure if she works Sundays.

It's really small, easily would fit in the Palm of my hand so not likely a dick.

[goose1964]

It's a bird of some sort, what you're all calling a tail is a neck, my guess would be , quail, pigeon or partridge, it only got 2 legs

[HashtagTeamRaven]

DUCK!!!

[HashtagTeamRaven]

Are birds necks that big in comparison to their bodies?

[AnotherOriginalUsername]

I'm not seeing rat or any rodent, I see a testicle...

Orange: testicle
Red: associated vessels
Green: spermatic cord/vas deferens
Yellow: epididymis (slightly detached)

Really struggling to see anything beyond this!

[Catsandbootsandbootsandcats]

Does it taste nice? That's all that matters.

[Hezz]

That's not a duck

[Lovingbenidorm]

If you don’t know what it is..........don’t put it in your mouth
A philosophy that has served me well

[Oddbins]

I think it's a bird and the tail is the attached windpipe it's just butchered differently

[HashtagTeamRaven]

@AnotherOriginalUsername oh my god its a carrot shaped testicle!

[Zoomzoomzoomzoom0]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Mari50]

It’s a bird, two legs and the breast meat is easy to see. So whatever little birds there are... pigeon, quail, etc etc
There aren’t 4 legs and the ‘tail’ is a neck.

[MrsEricBana]

Whatever it is I don't fancy it.

[Zoomzoomzoomzoom0]

I'm with the pp who says if you have to ask, don't put it in your mouth!