to think cock swinging isn't normal?

(251 Posts)
laureywilliams Sun 02-Oct-16 22:02:54

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

DerekSprechenZeDick Sun 02-Oct-16 22:03:43

It's called the Helicopter and it's what I'd do all day if I had a penis

laureywilliams Sun 02-Oct-16 22:05:37

OMG! He said it was called the helicopter!!! I didn't believe it! I can hardly type in disbelief!

5OBalesofHay Sun 02-Oct-16 22:06:08

Not something I've encountered but if it makes him happy and you don't mind then no harm.

lizzieoak Sun 02-Oct-16 22:06:15

grin erm, no, never been ... treated to this!

ineedamoreadultieradult Sun 02-Oct-16 22:07:38

I have never encountered the helicopter I can't say it would impress me. It would probably just make me laugh.

ivykaty44 Sun 02-Oct-16 22:07:54

Boys and there toys wink

CannotEvenDeal Sun 02-Oct-16 22:07:56

Yep I've encountered the helicopter too grin

TroysMammy Sun 02-Oct-16 22:08:05

I wouldn't say it's to show off more for comedy reasons. My DP occasionally puts his cock between his legs and says "I'm a laydee" then turns around and adds " with piles". I just give him a look as he cackles to himself.

Other men I've been in relationships with have also done this. Perhaps I attract this type grin.

Men are childish.

TopazRocks Sun 02-Oct-16 22:08:08

No man has ever done that for me. I feel deprived. I'll have to ask DH when he wakens up. smile

TheoriginalLEM Sun 02-Oct-16 22:08:16

so long as he doesn't do it in the queue for the checkout id say its fine.

DesolateWaist Sun 02-Oct-16 22:08:34

Be thankful you don't live with my DH.
He stands there stark naked save for his socks and practises various squats and lunges.
I usually laugh but I'm not sure if this is the effect he is looking for.

DustyOfSkye Sun 02-Oct-16 22:08:45

report him to the RSPB. Then LTB

HeyNannyNanny Sun 02-Oct-16 22:08:55

1000% requesting this show tonight.
I doubt I'll be indulged.

DontBuyANewMumCashmere Sun 02-Oct-16 22:09:08

I've heard of it and I have been 'treated' to it before but I wouldn't say all blokes do it, nor that the point is to impress girlfriends!

CannotEvenDeal Sun 02-Oct-16 22:09:50

Yes you are indeed deprived if you've never been offered a ride on the helicopter wink

moreslackthanslick Sun 02-Oct-16 22:09:51

😂😂😂😂

Can't say that in my extensive experience I've ever seen this. But hey as pp have said, if it makes him happy!

intheknickersoftime Sun 02-Oct-16 22:09:58

I thought this was a poem at first, something like Pam Agree would have wrote. The first two lines do have iambic pentameter in my opinion. Are you a poet and you just don't know it op?

Realhousewivesofshit Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:01

I clearly need more wine or alternatively have had enough.

UmbongoUnchainedInAPearTreeeee Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:03

My husband would knock himself out if he did that. grin

stealthboast

Soubriquet Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:06

I've seen the helicopter...and the mangina.

In fact I was chased down the street by my sisters boyfriend when he was sporting a mangina.....until he fell over a low brick wall into someone's front garden grin

LexieSinclair Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:11

Ah the legendary Helicopter.

I have never actually been fortunate ebjugg to experience this, could you post a video?
grin

Dafspunk Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:18

Can you give us more context? I'm curious as to when this occurs - is it a foreplay thing or does he just hop up in the Corrie ad break?

laureywilliams Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:18

Derek do you have to witness this? Does he slap it on his tummy? You're probably right... I think I'd do the same if I had one.

LexieSinclair Sun 02-Oct-16 22:10:28

*enough

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