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To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

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SexyDenim Fri 09-Sep-11 13:57:50

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

DeepPurple Fri 09-Sep-11 13:59:19

Why did he do that?

Callisto Fri 09-Sep-11 13:59:58

???

Your DH actually wrote "sexydenim pisses everwhere"?

DontGoCurly Fri 09-Sep-11 14:00:21

Cross!? That's grounds for divorce!

WTF was he thinking?

If you know his fb password, may I suggest that you post a status saying "After a lot of soul searching, I have decided to take the first step to becoming a woman, please support me."

Pancakeflipper Fri 09-Sep-11 14:01:09

Do you?

TheControversialJessie Fri 09-Sep-11 14:01:10

Please follow arrows below, to arrive at correct answer.

Well, do you?

If answer is yes, -->, why?
If answer is no --> Your husband is a bastard, leave him

MrSpoc Fri 09-Sep-11 14:01:46

Ha ha thats great

SexualHarrassmentPandaPop Fri 09-Sep-11 14:02:42

Reply 'yes I piss myself laughing wherever I'm stood when you undress because your penis is so comically small'.

But seriously in what context did he write that. And why?

SexyDenim Fri 09-Sep-11 14:03:05

Well I wee'd on him last night but I don't "piss everywhere". I'm really upset about it, god knows what people must think.

StrandedBear Fri 09-Sep-11 14:03:41

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GypsyMoth Fri 09-Sep-11 14:04:39

Why would you do that??

Pancakeflipper Fri 09-Sep-11 14:05:07

Why did you wee on him?

MrSpoc Fri 09-Sep-11 14:05:15

Sexydenim I wouldnt worry, everyone would just think he is taking the piss. Did you get it, taking the piss ha ha

usualsuspect Fri 09-Sep-11 14:05:24

Does he like a golden shower?

Callisto Fri 09-Sep-11 14:06:01

This is a piss-take...

TheControversialJessie Fri 09-Sep-11 14:06:02

You urinated on your husband?

Is this something beyond your control (medication, childbirth damage, etc) or down to factors within your control?

You wee'd on him?

<backs off from creepy thread>

Takitezee Fri 09-Sep-11 14:06:21

I'm finding your relationship very difficult to understand.

1. I would never piss on MrT, what a strange thing to do.

2. He would never write anything derogatory about me on facebook.

RedRubyBlue Fri 09-Sep-11 14:06:28

Gets whiteboard and markers pens ready to take notes.

SexualHarrassmentPandaPop Fri 09-Sep-11 14:06:52

If he does like a golden shower I would withold my wee wee until he can learn a bit of discretion.

What did the status actually say.

Vicky2011 Fri 09-Sep-11 14:06:55

Why on earth did you wee on him!!??

Not that I'm saying he should have put it on FB of course

TheLaineyWayIsEssex Fri 09-Sep-11 14:07:02

It's only 2pm, please don't let this be anything to do with golden showers
<awaits further info before running screaming from thread>

SexyDenim Fri 09-Sep-11 14:07:08

Well it was an accident obviously, I don't just randomly piss on people for a laugh.

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