Pedlars outdoes itself again

[MortaIWombat]

Soooo, if I wanted some hastily-painted glass birds to hang from my oh-so-tasteful tree, I could choose six for

£12.99 from amazon

£15 from cox and cox

or

wait for it

£24.95 from pedlars

Hmmmmmmm, let me think.

I particularly love the way the pedlars birds look faintly embarrassed to be there.

Could I also please mention £6.49 ?

Fantastic but by no means the worst.
I am starting to think it is one huge joke.

I also keep on sending the catalogues back to them with stickers on saying

'RTS I will not be buying any of your overpriced tat, now or EVER so please remove me from your list.'

But..they keep on keeping on.

www.pedlars.co.uk/page_3685.html dont' forget your nativity tea bags for £9.50!!

I am sitting here silently trying not to piss myself at the Nativity Tea Bags!!!!!!!!

Oh moondog that's brilliant.

I now know what to do with mine.

I seem to be on a Saw You Coming mailing list.

I have now seen the nativity teabags.

Good. Lord.

Howzabout a takeaway cup that looks like cardboard but is actually ceramic?

(Are these people 'on drugs'?)

I think the Angel Gabriel is Madonna

And the King at the back looks like someone as well, but I can't quite work out who

ROFL!! You can get some scented ones from M&S for a few pounds.

That takeaway cup could be so useful. Not.

Am sure they MUST smoke a lot of dodgy stuff and are laughing their heads off at people who actually buy from them.

I'd unsubscribed from their mailing list, but now realise I must have those tea bags. Sensational.

The teabags! Perfect gift for the DC's teachers (church school).

Right. That's it. I'm off to live in a cave. Anyone who needs to spend a tenner on 12 farking novelty bin bags headed straight for landfill can just fuck right off.

Pmsl at those teabags! Perhaps I should buy some for Norman the Foreman for Christmas....

Actually they would lovely on my front-door wreath or hanging from the tree.
Bet the ink comes off in the hot water - ugh.

Unprune I'm presuming you're referring to the Christmas pudding bin bags. We really need a [why] emoticon,purely for Pedlars threads surely.

Do so love a Pedlars thread,every thread brings new and different ways for me to marvel at how people literally burn(or in this case bin)money.

I remember the last Pedlars thread where someone said they had a friend who had a cupcake-bunting business that wasn't doing so well, so she whopped 50% onto the prices and started raking it in

They don't just have a Holy Birth Par-Tea (their words, not mine). You can also have an Afternoon ParTea and a Christmas ParTea

Ninety Five Pounds

And they don't even throw in the batteries for free.

They've surely misplaced a decimal point on that one,come on

A wooden torch for £95!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have they sold that spanner yet?

How about an anglepoise lamp for £425.

lamp

My mum had a typewrite just like this, she took it down the tip a few years ago.

typewriter

This is still my favourite, partly because caroline someone came onto the first Pedlars thread and told us that "it's an alternative fruit basket, you cave-dwelling neanderthals". Best. Thread. Ever.

That sounds ace Abs I want a Pedlars person to come back and try to defend the mad shit on their website, and the mad prices.