Ever been asked to something for a client in the hope of being paid sometime "in the future"?

[squeaver]

you'll appreciate this

I LOVE THAT! THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! BLOODY HILARIOUS!!

Have sent the link straight to DH who was ranting only this morning about two potential clients, one who wants the work done on shit comission only, with them ignoring his plan completely, which is unheard of in his industry and the other who was his contacts to set up new business meetings but DH will only be paid £150 fee if the said company gives them some business within two years, yes they want him to wait up to two years!

Yes, you tossers he will work for free, he will get paid nothing and I will go to the supermarket and pay for my families food with nothing and pay the mortgage at the bank with nothing.

I feel very tempted to cut and paste it and send it to said people!

THANKS, a good laugh on this shitt greay rainy day.

aaargh - how funny - but there's hundreds of them - more time wasting tomorrow I feel for me!

Love it!! Wish I could be that cool/sarcastic/stroppy with the time-wasters!

I sent the link onto a friend/client that I knew would appreciate the subject - but he thought I was chinning him for money! oops.