a new TV show called Nightmare Jobs gets commissioned , you appear in it , what would be your nightmare job?

[MeiganMcSeinna6]

anything with selling things to people for me.

Anything in an abbatoir

Also go with abbotoir, or anything involving creulty to animals (fisherman the added bonus that i get very travel sick). Even pest control and butchery must be grim.

Steeplejack or one of those window cleaners in a cradle (fear of heights)

I actually remember a show like this about 30 years ago. Something along the lines of "I'm a 'shit job' but I'd never be a 'worse job'. Ie I'm a toilet cleaner but I'd never be a fisherman'

Working in a nursery or preschool. I'm not a fan of toddlers, babies or other people's children in general. I have 2 dc's of my own and that was more than enough crying, tantrums and nappy changing for me. What is weird is that I'm actually brilliant with children

Refuse collector, I really appreciate how hard they work, the smell of a bin lorry if you get near it makes me heave. I also have a phobia of maggots and assume there will be a fair few of them in summer.

Tarantula keeper at London Zoo

Anything to do with children.

Anything involving blood and guts for me. Human or otherwise.

Abattoir, anything involving animal cruelty same as pp
Working with general public, sewage, marketing

Chiropodist

Well if appearing meant I had to actually do my nightmare job...

My nightmare job would be grooming and playing with cats in a cattery. Definitely. Honest guv.

Stand up comedian

Personal masseuse to Mr Boris Johnson.

Well played @YesItsMeIDontCare

Pest control.
Couldn't do it for all the money in the world

Air traffic controller.

I have severe ADHD and poor spatial awareness. It would be everyone's nightmare for me to do that job.

Nursing, I’m not squeamish at all but caring for people isn’t my thing.

Bus or HGV driver.

Phlebotomist.

I can’t handle the sight of blood.

Sewerage worker.

I used to work in a building that regularly had the septic tank emptied.
The smell of that shit truck, as it was locally known, in the summer months was

Having to sell things to people
Anything involving bugs
Nurse

Optician

A psychiatrist for sex offenders in prisons etc. Or a defence lawyer for one. I seriously don't know how they can do it.

I am claustrophobic.

Submariner. Miner. Anything that involved me crawling through small spaces and feeling trapped.

Picking & packing. I did it, briefly. Some of the other employees had been there many years. They looked much older than they actually were. On the morning I quit, I woke up & cried; I couldn't get out of bed I was so stiff. They still paid me, apparently about 50% of new employees didn't come back on their 2nd day, & 90% of people didn't manage a full week. Maybe it's easier now, with automation /machinery etc. Maybe not.

I'm also claustrophobic. I'm ok as long as I can at least sit upright. If it's tighter than that, hard pass. I'd have to be in significant danger to voluntarily get into a tight space.

Campsite toilet cleaner.

Anything involving being up high like window cleaner or scaffolder.

Bus driver - must be stressful!