What is the shortest job you have ever had?

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I had a job for about 15 minutes , got there , told they had hired too many people and was layed off

About 4 hours in a nursing home. They were horrible to the residents and I couldn't be a part of it. I was a teenager though so didn't know I could complain about the place/that it wasn't allowed.

Two shifts for an agency when I was a teenager. Then it went bust and I had a letter from the administrators on my doorstep!