Tunnocks and Colin

[CervixSampler]

@BoiledbeetleOMG!!!!!! saw this and thought immediately of you.

Wow, there’s a mash up!

Well thats really tempting but im still not shopping in M&S

OMG!

But look at this (AI filled site): https://snack.fish/tunnocks-caramel-wafer-colin-caterpillar-cake/

We're past the point where we can believe anything.

Thanks to @nauticant I Googled it and ironically it was the AI Overview that told me it's not a real product.

It's probably a good thing that it doesn't actually exist... now I can't buy one and scoff it all up!

I was excited for a moment. Now I’m deeply disappointed even though I don’t like Colin cakes which is probably a crime but I was going to give it a go for the Tunnocks. Bastards.
And now I’ve got porn adverts on mumsnet. Great.

I don't care.
I have never tasted a Tunnocks.
I have also never read a book by JKR. Ever.
I am a bulwark against accusations that this thread is an echo chamber.😂

The good thing is that I’m now inspired to make a chocolate caramel wafer cake.

Not AI. Just a wee bit of happiness.

https://www.gilliankyle.com/products/wee-tea-cake-tin

Me either.

In the shape of something - a beetle? a caterpillar, a cervix?😂
Photos of finished cake, please!

Have you seen the dark chocolate tunnocks tea cakes ?

Is there any other kind?? 🤣

@RandomMess

A new experience for me down in the midlands
Though I am a frequent visitor to Edinburgh and never seen them there

Oh you need a trip to Booths whenever you venture vaguely north. So addictive though 🫣

@RandomMess

I have heard tales of the mystical Booths

You should see their Christmas food publication. Not a brochure, it's a proper hardback book!

https://orders.booths.co.uk/christmas-book

Surely I’m not the only one who saw this thread title on this board and thought he’d gone non binary?

I'm home, & a bit unwell - but Booths book has put everything right - Wow!!! off for an evening of wonder and joy - thank you GreySky 🥳

There's a newborn capybara in a Scottish zoo (one of triplets) that's been named Tunnock. The other two, imo, should have been named Caramel and Wafer.

A capybara called Tunnock?!

<swoons>

Here's a link to the Edinburgh Zoo page. There's a photo 😍

https://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/votes-are-edinburgh-zoo-names-viral-capybara-triplets

Awww. Are the denizens of the Bluestocking aware? I think that might be a cue for drinks all round.

<Wag, wag>Woof!